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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!!

petkota

so this happened to me today

jeegoo

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

teashoesandhair

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

elodieunderglass

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

wizardarchetypes

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

silvertherogue715

The production value really is off the fucking charts. What the fuck.

maswartz

The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.

yuri-alexseygaybitch

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

yuri-alexseygaybitch

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

lavalampadvocate

creepyscritches

Trying to cause an asthma attack at my family's gift exchange. The gobbler. I made 3 of these bitches.

uznmaki

when i tell u i would die for mei-chan from the toba aquarium….

legacysam

Birbentines! (by teylor smirl)

dasenergi

Mister Rogers

therobotmonster

Dang, I gotta start feelin’ better about myself.

junie-bugie

can't stop thinking about this

rainystudios

‘But not SUPER allergic’

Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.

agirlneedsgoals

THIS IS EVERYONE I KNOW WHO IS ALLERGIC TO CATS???

ixtaek

el-lugar-bueno

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

knitmeapony

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

vaspider

Now we know what she was trying to figure out.

goldenchips

That’s awesome

mjrtaurus

She’s done it. She’s finally solved the equation.

senoraconstelacionesdeinvierno

I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

When one person can give £70,000 to a hate group's legal funds, maybe it's time to bin the Dobby plushies.

rubikanon

Here's your periodic reminder of why it's so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.

It isn't about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We're capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.

It's about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.

ovenroastedtwerkey

And yes that includes that shitty video game, yes that includes the Lego sets, yes it includes visiting the theme park. Stop giving Transphobia Georg money.

edgebug

actually, funnily enough, it does not include visiting the theme parks. i have read JKR's agreement with Universal Studios: she does not gain money from ticket sales or people riding the rides.

she gets money from merch sales in the parks.

literally anything hp branded or purchased in hp land, even bottled water, she makes money off of.

if you are already at universal, riding the hp rides or whatever does not give jkr any money or, in fact, any tangible benefit at all. simply do not buy anything.

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