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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Story prompt 😆
Somebody write a story!
Two idiots, some unpracticed magic and Kara's holiday spirit = Lena's gets shrunken to shelf size and the two know if Alex finds out they are in Super trouble. What better way to hide the problem from Alex and keep an eye on "Wee-na"
Hey, all. Maybe this is a fever dream or something I misunderstood (who knows with me) but after Lena and Kara mended things didn't I see a Teddy bear similar to Lena's sitting in a chair in Kara's apartment? 🤔
If I'm confused about all it, or just some of it kindly let me know ! Thanks guys
Lena: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Kara: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Lena: … Lena: You mean ring bearER, right? Kara: … Lena: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Source: How I Met Your Mother
The Truth
“I could never trust her again.” Lena was confident, the jab hitting her target with scalpel like precision. She turned to face the elevator doors again, but this time, she also locked the maelstrom she was feeling back into its box. She was a Luthor and she wasn’t going to let anyone else trick her.
Kara maintained eye contact, her gaze steady on Lena, until everything flooded her super hearing; the words, the smugness, the finality in the beat of Lena’s heart. The floor, the world was swallowing her whole, she cast her eyes down, and turned to stone except for the liquid welling in her eyes.
It was the end. It was being put in that pod again. Being cut off from everything, everyone, she cared about.
Kara has a pumpkin obsession. Mainly for the oddly shaped little ones left behind after pumpkin season is over. Lena might be a tad overwhelmed 🤔
Someone write a story prompted by the photo or even the brief caption.
Kara had a problem, which meant Lena also had a problem. Kara viewed the issue in delight, only to increasingly worsen it. Lena viewed the issue by imagining violence to all the rescued, weirdly shaped orange vegetables.
The problem had escalated to the point that all Lena had to do was attempt to enter her apartment.
Only to trip over the yet another pumpkin.
Being caught by Kara each time made the tripping almost worth it. Nothing beat being held in Kara's strong arms.
But really? Did Kara have to go and rescue every single weirdly shaped pumpkin? What were they now? The Pumpkin Rehabilitation Center?
What was Kara going to do once these pumpkins started to rot? It was only a matter of time. The smell would soon saturate the place, and Lena might actually faint from the stench next time she opened the door.
Which led to the biggest question of all.
Kara claimed she had supersmell as well as superhearing. Did she have a fetish for pumpkins then? Because Lena did not have a supersmell, and the constant smell of pumpkins had turned from cute to aggravating to wanting to violently destroy every pumpkin in the most brutal way possible.
The only thing stopping her from such extreme violence was the likely devastated look on Kara's face.
Which meant Lena would have to try her best negotiation voice.
Because today was the last straw. She had found pumpkins in their bed.
No more. This had to end before she got out her swords and began to smash them all. It would be pumpkin carnage.
"Kara." Lena delicately stepped over a large pumpkin that looked like the orange version of a Mobius strip. "We need to talk."
Kara sat on the sofa with donuts in her hands, cuddling the damn things. Why was she cuddling pumpkins, when she could be cuddling Lena?
Is she really jealous of pumpkins now?
Yes, this needed to end.
"What about?" Kara grinned at her, unashamed of her pumpkin collection.
Lena waved her hand at the state of the apartment. Finding a place to stand without hitting a pumpkin was becoming the equivalent of a game of twister.
Kara looked around the apartment. "Uh, I don't get it?"
"The pumpkins, Kara. This needs to stop." Lena drew herself to her full height. Though without her heels, she was not as imposing as she hoped.
"But Lena! I couldn't let them just rot! Look at them." She held up a small pumpkin that looked like it had grown a tail. Maybe it had, maybe these weren't actually pumpkins but eggs for orange mobius strip monsters.
Lena had to be losing her mind. Now she was imagining them dying in their sleep by pumpkins. Would Kara fill the entire apartment? Would they drown by pumpkin?!
No, she needed to calm down and tackle this conversation reasonably.
"They are going to rot here. The smell will saturate the place." Lena placed her hands on her hips and glared at Kara. "I can't take one step without tripping over them. Worse, I found a pumpkin on my chest when I woke up. That is unacceptable. This must stop. Or I will personally eviscerate every single one of these monstrosities."
Kara looked like Lena had kicked a puppy. "They're not monstrosities. They are beautiful and unique and deserve as much love as any round pumpkin. How could we not give them that love before they leave us for the pumpkin heaven?"
Was Kara seriously creating a pumpkin mythology?
"Kara, this is too many pumpkins. I want all of them out of this apartment by tomorrow morning."
Oh no. Kara's lip downturned in a pout and her eyes had watered up. "But Lena, they are still alive and doing so well."
Shit.
Lena could feel her resolve start to crumble.
"Kara. Be reasonable." She must hold her ground. The Pumpkin Rehabilitation Center had to end otherwise Lena would lose her mind. "A handful is reasonable. Not one hundred and twelve."
Kara lifted up her finger. "Correction. One hundred and fifty-two."
Lena pressed her index finger and thumb against the bridge of her nose. "Fine. One hundred and fifty-two is too much."
Kara jumped to her feet and grasped Lena's hands. "But Lena, who else will give these pumpkins love? I watch the stores. I see how people avoid them! And then they sadly rot away, unloved and lonely."
The pout increased to nearly two hundred percent, and the gentle rubbing of Kara's thumbs on Lena's hands was definitely destroying every ounce of resolve she had left.
"No more," Lena said, weakly. "And as soon as they start to rot, please throw in the compost."
Kara's resulting grin felt like the sun shining on her for the first time that day. She pulled Lena in for a quick kiss on the lips before handing her one of the smaller pumpkins.
This one's lumps looked eerily like cat ears.
Lena sighed and sat down on the sofa, only for another pumpkin -- one with a crease in its center that resembled a demented clown smile -- to poke her back.
She couldn't wait for pumpkin season to be over.
Kara has a pumpkin obsession. Mainly for the oddly shaped little ones left behind after pumpkin season is over. Lena might be a tad overwhelmed 🤔
Someone write a story prompted by the photo or even the brief caption.
The Jacket
Someone write a story about these two sharing Kara’s jacket while she’s away or something.
Omg what have I done
I think this is how Lena should have gotten around with Sugergirl. She could have used the cape to steer 😂😂
Katie would have made a wonderful she hulk! I’m my eyes and edits anyway 😍😍
Ahh she makes a beautiful Sarah
Found a Lena Luthor in the wild. Very cringe. Via Charlotte Dobre YouTube.
I was 46 years 5 months 5 days
8 minutes when I died from this
By far the most vivid dream I've had of late.
Female Crime Syndicate family called The Branganza's lead by
Doris (Pamela Rabe),
Daphne (Katie McGrath) her daughter and right hand
And Daphne's estranged one drunken night stand wife, Lorilei (Lana Parrilla)
All kinds of debauchery and reign over Queens, NY
Someone do me a solid and write fanfiction 😁