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When your crush uploads a selfie

nah

people who crush on their teachers are disgusting pieces of shit i mean you go to school to get a FUCKING EDUCATION not to dream of doggy ridging your math teacher god

#people #crush #teachers #education #doggy #riding #text post

sassy bitch classmate: what do you wanna study in university?

me: psychology

sassy bitch classmate: hahaha, that's so boring!

me: hehehe [excuse me you little fuck how dare you say that who the fucking hell do you think you are you piece of putrid shit go die in a holee you whore] hehehe

#a #conversation #i #had #today #classmate #school #university #psychology

grimelords

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

lifecraze

Source: http://weheartit.com/entry/80573923

zacharyefrons

mont-muette

#high school musical 4 was really weird :/

unofficialrockstar

#”we’re not all in this together… we never were.”

mynewurl

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

coming up with a funny text post is like trying to poop and it won't come out.. it's a long and tiring process, but the end result is worth it

#text post #poop #funny #result #trying

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