Hello Witchy

She/Her. My name is Caroline but I usually go by Cutie or Witchy! I have a 3DS and I watch too many cartoons...

[teamrodimus]

[gravegospel]

yeah

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[fauxfable]

where can i buy this hoodie???

[ectojammer-deactivated20170613]

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

[classicmeevs]

calm down dog

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[essence-of-armbarring]

sure you can buy an iphone x but for less than that you can buy every mainline Yakuza game and play them while dressed as Kiryu

[trcoot]

https://twitter.com/trcoot/status/915174215053041665

[higharollakockamamie]

Outer Heaven Guy: “Hey Boss, we have one more new recruit. He just needs a code name.” Venom Snake: “I’m out.” Outer Heaven Guy: “Huh?” Venom Snake: “We have used every adjective and every animal. There’s no combination left.”  Outer Heaven Guy: “No way. What about, like, Screaming Vole?” Venom Snake: “Taken.” Outer Heaven Guy: “Redolent Aardvark?”  Venom Snake: “Used it.” Outer Heaven Guy: “Defenestrator Pangolin?”  Venom Snake: “Sentry on the third floor.”  Outer Heaven Guy: “Dang.” Venom Snake: “All right, let’s see…what kind of talents does he have?” Outer Heaven Guy: “He has a gun.” Venom Snake: “Special skills?” Outer Heaven Guy: “He can shoot it.” Venom Snake: “…” Venom Snake: “(sigh)” Outer Heaven Guy: “Look, it doesn’t really matter, right? We just have to call him something.” Venom Snake: ”I’ll work on it.” 

Later:

[witnesstheabsurd]

THE SENTENCE IS DEATH

[coeurdecoeurs-deactivated202512]

“your hair looks like shit” *is immediately set on fire* 

[durendoll]

[degeneratedworker]

Soviet Union keeping the world from destruction Soviet Union c. 1980s

[northern-irish-lefty-deactivate]

That’s actually a really cool propaganda piece.

[anchovy-official]

someone edit where instead of the soviet union flag the tape says “goth gfs”

[festive-kriegsman]

@astolfo-official

[anchovy-official]

THANK YOU

[corpse-milf-deactivated20171101]

Me: no heterosexual nonsense

Guillermo Del Torro: this lady fucks a fish man

Me: some heterosexual nonsense

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[sociestail]

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[bigmeatyflaps]

[prussianmemes]

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

[cosmonaut-casualties]

oh boy my favorite.

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via matsuda98)