[undisclosed] cryptid

she/they pronouns/31

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[zoesupreme]

well I think you odyssey a different movie

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

[goth-queen]

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[alphacrone]

easy website

[girlcowboy1]

I arrive home i get in my corner

[rhythmmortis]

[boldkatte]

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouout]

[frontmansdefender]

[valtsv]

[cheerfully] i've been in self-made hells worse than this

[selfship-quotes]

making a collection

[selfship-quotes]

adding to the collection

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

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