“As you know, Texas tends to be behind the cultural curve and, um, this was in the early ‘70s and the women’s movement had not quite made it to the shores of the great state and there was a dinner party in West Lake Hills, and our friend Tony Korioth, who’s a wonderful man but a terrible sexist, got to talking about how driving home from work that evening, he passed a young lady on the street who had the most remarkable set of jugs he, Tony Korioth, had ever witnessed in all his long years of jug watching. And described, in great detail, how they wiggled and jiggled and bounced and jounced. And indeed the whole sight had been so fascinating, you know, he drove around the block, took a second gander, and again described how the wiggled and jiggled and bounced and jounced. Um, you women will remember that in those days we had a wonderful social skill when men introduce topics like that into the conversation, We would gaze off into the middle distance, pretending not to be there. And, uh, all the women at the table were gazing off into the middle distance pretending not to be there, when suddenly Ann Richards said, in clarion tones, ‘Well girls, have you seen any good dicks lately?“”
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