You know me better than that.
I know that you'll never pick my dick again.
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@hellprince-kai
You know me better than that.
I know that you'll never pick my dick again.
hellprince-kai replied to your post:WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
I am not inanimate.
You lie on the couch sometimes for like a day.
I move. I play video games. Iâm not catatonic.Â
Okay, alright.
Of all the inanimate objects! You could have totally picked my dick. It's ... sort of inanimate. I mean, it's not got a brain or anything.Â
hellprince-kai replied to your post:WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
I am not inanimate.
You lie on the couch sometimes for like a day.
I move. I play video games. I'm not catatonic.Â
fifth-angel replied to your post:â and you're disgusting.
Youâre so charming. -sighs-
I know you secretly think so, sarcasm aside.
CETUS
[noun]
1. any large sea animal, such as a whale, shark or dolphin.
2. the constellation Cetus, the Whale.
Etymology: from Latin cÄtus, romanised form of Ancient Greek ÎșáżÏÎżÏ kÄtos, âany sea-monster or huge fishâ.
[Nick Keller]
â and you're disgusting.
And you're so late to the party.
If we kissed:
[] This wouldnât happen.
[x] Oh, disgusting.
[x] Again, again.
[x] Kiss you back.
[x] Letâs take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused
If you asked me out Iâd say:
[] Um no.
[] Iâm taken-
[x] Sure. Where we goin?
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[x] Ew.
[x] Sure.
[x] YES.
Sex?:
[x] Letâs do it.
[] No. You canât handle my d.
[x] FUCK YES.
[] No.
Should you reblog this?:
[x] Yes. I want to send you one.
[x] Yes.
[] No.
[] You already did.
reblog if you ARE bisexual, SUPPORT bisexuals, or are a FIVE-HUNDRED FOOT TALL AMPHIBIOUS MONSTER arising out of the MARIANA TRENCH
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I hope your woman slaps you for being so vulgar in public.
Her slaps feel like the gentle tickle of my dick stroking the back of your thigh like that one time we spooned in Hokkaido.
avanchick-noah replied to your post:avanchick-noah replied to your post:â "Hmpf." He...
"I want to smack you but I feel like youâd tear my arm off."
Trust your gut, kid.
avanchick-noah replied to your post:â
"Hmpf." He crosses his arms, staring the taller male. "Thatâs not so nice, Sir."
I never did win a Nobel Peace Prize.
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If we kissed:
[] This wouldnât happen.
[] Oh, disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Letâs take this to the bedroom.
[x] Slap/Push Punch you away
[] Be confused
If you asked me out Iâd say:
[x] Um no.
[] Iâm taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
[x] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.
Sex?:
[] Letâs do it.
[x] No. You canât handle my d. It would come out your fuckin' mouth, squirt.
[] FUCK YES.
[] No.
Should you reblog this?:
[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[x] Yes.
[] No.
[] You already did.
I am afraid you would enjoy it.
Oh! You know me so well.
These islands have made a habit of eating eel.
Then bite me.
I am literally going to kill you and feel no remorse.
I don't think you can kill a giant eel.