Demon Est Deus Inversus

怪 "Kai" Art Marju Duchain Ancient Serpent Prince of Hell R/S: This Jerk RP Only, Semi-AU [email protected]

[fifth-angel-deactivated20141201]

You know me better than that.

[hellprince-kai]

I know that you'll never pick my dick again.

[fifth-angel-deactivated20141201]

hellprince-kai replied to your post:WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I am not inanimate.

You lie on the couch sometimes for like a day.

[hellprince-kai]

I move. I play video games. I’m not catatonic. 

[fifth-angel-deactivated20141201]

Okay, alright.

[hellprince-kai]

Of all the inanimate objects! You could have totally picked my dick. It's ... sort of inanimate. I mean, it's not got a brain or anything. 

[fifth-angel-deactivated20141201]

hellprince-kai replied to your post:WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I am not inanimate.

You lie on the couch sometimes for like a day.

[hellprince-kai]

I move. I play video games. I'm not catatonic. 

[hellprince-kai]

fifth-angel replied to your post:★ and you're disgusting.

You’re so charming. -sighs-

I know you secretly think so, sarcasm aside.

[victoriousvocabulary]

CETUS

[noun]

1. any large sea animal, such as a whale, shark or dolphin.

2. the constellation Cetus, the Whale.

Etymology: from Latin cētus, romanised form of Ancient Greek κῆτος kētos, “any sea-monster or huge fish”.

[Nick Keller]

[hellprince-kai]

★ and you're disgusting.

And you're so late to the party.

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[x] Oh, disgusting.

[x] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back.

[x] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[x] Sure. Where we goin?

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[x] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[x] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[x] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[] You already did.

[lexicaltrap-deactivated20141218]

reblog if you ARE bisexual, SUPPORT bisexuals, or are a FIVE-HUNDRED FOOT TALL AMPHIBIOUS MONSTER arising out of the MARIANA TRENCH

[gomemetv]

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[yami-ni-deactivated20150913]

I hope your woman slaps you for being so vulgar in public.

[hellprince-kai]

Her slaps feel like the gentle tickle of my dick stroking the back of your thigh like that one time we spooned in Hokkaido.

[justlike--themovies-blog]

[hellprince-kai]

avanchick-noah replied to your post:avanchick-noah replied to your post:★ "Hmpf." He...

"I want to smack you but I feel like you’d tear my arm off."

Trust your gut, kid.

[hellprince-kai]

avanchick-noah replied to your post:★

"Hmpf." He crosses his arms, staring the taller male. "That’s not so nice, Sir."

I never did win a Nobel Peace Prize.

[hellprince-kai]

★

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh, disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[x] Slap/Push Punch you away

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[x] No. You can’t handle my d. It would come out your fuckin' mouth, squirt.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[] You already did.

[hellprince-kai]

[yami-ni-deactivated20150913]

I am afraid you would enjoy it.

[hellprince-kai]

Oh! You know me so well.

[yami-ni-deactivated20150913]

These islands have made a habit of eating eel.

[hellprince-kai]

Then bite me.

[yami-ni-deactivated20150913]

I am literally going to kill you and feel no remorse.

[hellprince-kai]

I don't think you can kill a giant eel.