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You can find me at @probably-ace-ok which is my main blog, or @ordon-shield which is my Legend of Zelda sideblog! My DSMP fics can be found here.
crack dsmp modern au where c!Wilbur is that one weird facebook parent that you're distantly related to who insists on living on a homestead in the middle of nowhere, homeschooling with the bible as a curriculum, and not vaccinating his children, who he HAS taught to use guns because the end of the world is definitely going to be tomorrow and everyone else is going to hell
The only reason anyone finds out about this is because 1. c!Wilbur's facebook, and 2. c!Sapnap is a camp counselor at whatever random christian summercamp c!Wilbur is sending his kids to (c!Bad, c!Ant, c!Skeppy + c!Bad's kid c!Sapnap are all in like one of those hip progressive churches where they believe in evolution and vaccines and not living in the woods hiding from society)
c!Wilbur tries to get c!Techno in on this and he thinks it's stupid and leaves immediately.
"Exile" in this AU isn't even bad, it's just c!Dream managing to get c!Wilbur's most abused kid away from him for like a month but c!Tommy is a wildly unreliable narrator who thinks being separated from the cult is the worst torture he's ever endured in his life.
c!Dream: please put your bible in the basket I bought for it instead of reading it out loud at the dinner table.
c!Tommy's wildly inaccurate interpretation of c!Dream: Put your items in the hole.
c!Tommy, on the verge of tears: You can't make me do anything! You're going to hell anyway!!!
c!Tommy hates that c!Dream has given him food and shelter and lets him go outside instead of constantly telling him the outside world is dangerous and sinful and out to get him, so he decides to become c!Techno's problem instead.
#it could even work for tubbo to make the decision#like if wilburs not around then tubbos in charge of all the kids#he shouldn't be#but as the oldest he's parentified and made to fill in roles he's still unfit for#and it used to be fundy before who filled that role#being the oldest and actually related to Wilbur#but he acted out too much like tried to run away mayne? hang out with schlatt (who's an atheist and therefore the devil)#or eret who's for vaccines and provides Wilbur with scientific knowledge why his theories are shit (so he's a traitor and also the devil)#so within the group fundy got 'demoted' and is Heavily infantalized instead#also ranboos not in the oldest sibling role despite being older than tubbo#because He's newest jn the group and is told to hang around tubbo to 'learn things the proper way(#(get more indoctrinated)
c!Fundy got taken away by CPS because he's the only one that's actually RELATED to c!Wilbur and c!Wilbur told the rest of them to stay REALLY quiet in the basement so the social workers don't take them away too
c!Ranboo also eventually got "rescued" (arrested for shoplifting) by c!Sam, and it sucked bc c!Sam is a cop. c!Techza had to bail them out of jail after forging paperwork alleging c!Ranboo is somehow related to one of them 😭
Tommy: You know nothing of the true word of Christ the lord
Sapnap, who's only a camp counselor because his dad owns the christain summer camp: okay kid. arts and crafts today is friendship bracelets.
Tommy: Wilbur says you're going to hell when you die
Sapnap, making sure Tommy's lifejacket is on correctly before letting him go down the slip-n-slide into the lake: sure, Tommy.
Tubbo: I can't have that, it's poison.
Sapnap, with one of the camp first-aid-kits open in front of them: you can't have... anti-itch cream?
Tubbo: Yeah it's got chemicals in it
Sapnap: ?
Tubbo, sounding exasperated: if you use stuff with chemicals, it'll destroy your connection with God.
Sapnap:
Sapnap: ...how much sunscreen are you wearing?
Tubbo: What the fuck is sunscreen?
This was about the point where Sapnap went to tell Bad about the way all of Wilbur's kids were acting 😭
the moment Bad found out about this was the first time Sapnap ever heard his father take the lord's name in vain
Bad, after rounding up Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy and Ranboo and coaxing them into explaining what's going on at home: Jesus Christ...
Sapnap, hearing Bad take the lord's name in vain the first time: D:
I'm stressed as fuck bc finals week but this would make a funny crackfic right. like I'm not crazy. right.
Lil Techno wants uppies
He shrimped too hard...
is there like a dsmp revival or something, why am I getting all these notes
very good sequence of posts to be shown back to back
just started reading the DSM-5! no spoilers please <3
have you gotten to the exile arc
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Someone inmy college made a presentation on why they hate mcyt rpf DO I KILL MYSELF 😭😭😭😭
what do you do inthis situation
He has ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God!
Spent too much time on this fake thumbnail, I think it deserved a post.
Does Dream know that Techno is his soulmate
he does!
techno's execution definitely gave that away to him. he felt it, was aware of what happened to techno, and it was pretty easy to put two and two together.
dream really didn't let himself focus on that, though. he couldn't afford to when there were other issues at hand. i do think it made him hesitate at part of his plan (letting tommy kill him) but he figured if anyone could handle it, it was techno.
but there's a lot of guilt that he has because of..... everything. the things he deliberately decided to do that would cause techno pain (or the unknown person, when he didn't know). dream's really good at justifying things, though. when he's rescued, that's going to be weighing on him a lot.
thinking about the soulmate au and techno curled up in bed, sobbing, not just because of the pain but because his soulmate is going through so much and that's killing him.
compared to dream laying bloody on the floor of the main cell, trying not to show how much he's hurting because he can't afford it, some weak joke on the tip of his tongue.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
summary:
each soulmate shares the other's pain but the world is full of violence, something that techno knows well, and it always seemed like a design flaw to him, allowing him to go through life believing that perhaps he didn't have a soulmate. he never wanted one, anyway. but all that changes when one day, he feels his soulmate dying. and then the pain starts. now techno must figure out who his soulmate is and save them from their torment.
or my c!dnb soulmate au one shot!
soulmate au anyone?
always thinking about soulmate au c!dnb where you feel each others' pain and both of them writing off any inklings because their lives have been full of pain and it's not like that narrows it down, anyway.
until the prison. until c!techno is going crazy with the pain, sometimes unable to move, desperate to find out what's happening. until he realizes there's only one person that it could be.
the 'you feel your soulmate's pain' au and it's c!techno's execution and suddenly c!dream feels the most horrible, crushing pain as he's rescuing carl and having the sudden realization that techno is his soulmate and then convincing himself that he has to be wrong.
dream in the prison wondering if he really was wrong as he's being tortured and knowing in his heart that he wasn't.