‘ —- well, son, let today’s lesson be about not lettin’ looks deceive ya. thought you might’ve been ‘bout… shit, i’d hafta say ‘bout the age of a grade schooler. ‘ well, michael had no way of knowing— this kid, adult, son of god, whatever the fuck he was, his wandering landed him right on the robber’s lawn; it wasn’t so much of an issue, after all, he woke up to finding random drunks ( sometimes even trevor or franklin ) curled up in fetal on his tennis court. in this regard, he showed little to no emotion of having another stranger rack up the tally so far. ’ that’s a good question, kid. come back to me when i’m feelin’ shitty enough to come up with a witty response. my sarcasm is runnin’ low, like my whiskey, tolerance for re-made action movies and will to live the vinewood dream. ‘
"A grade schooler? A GRADE SCHOOLER?!" No, this is just the tip of the iceberg in a long list of degrading, insulting, ridiculously outlandish, stupid, horrible, no-good, shitty insults that he's been thrown all because he happens to be young and surrounded by taller people (because he's not short, he's not small, he just looks like it in comparison) though it's certainly one of the most offensive; never before has anyone ever assumed he was younger than a preteen at best. A kid, maybe, but a kid in the sense that he's not an adult.
And this was strike three on his long list of offenses, though he really only needed one to strike the match to Ed's already flammable temper. Who cared if he was intruding on this man's lawn or by all accounts breaking whatever laws existed here because now it was personal and pertinent that he set things straight, preferably with a big show of pride and the wise ways of someone who was decidedly, very much not a grade schooler. Yeah, that'll show him. Maturity is best expressed through unnecessary violence. Obviously.
"Listen here you batty, washed up, third-rate, burned out old man, how about I kick your ass and show you just how much of a grade schooler I am, then maybe you'll be dizzy enough to think up a response!"












