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captainzigo

happy late mother’s day!

ezhlick

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dragonlordazuroth

@glyphwright

dollbit

a visit to crab apple orchard

koepek

horse edible

captainzigo

for my friend toby @lichenbug

notahorseindisguise

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

notahorseindisguise

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

damazcuz

"I never want to hear from you again!" ok. So. Account > Settings > Yap Settings > Personalize > Opt Out of Yapping > Opt Out of All. If this doesn't resolve it you can also try to kill me but I'm really strong as fuuuuuuck.

jamesrmillar

Rally bot, for rallying.

It is definitely not going to be co-opted by the military industrial complex and will totally never end up with guns on it.

Continue to laugh at videos of it tripping up steps, citizen.

tpwrtrmnky

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

tpwrtrmnky

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

coelii

I think that’s part of what makes the payoff for this joke one of the best in the series

you’re supposed to think Homer is just being his usual idiot self and is about to realize the obvious (har har har he doesn’t belong there!)

but no!

props to them for not only making the actual joke a funny misdirection, but topping it off with this (surprisingly progressive) stinger:

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Jade Turkey 'mech

by Valk

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Jade Turkey

Mass: 90 tons Chassis: Endo Steel Biped Power Plant: 90 Compact Cruising Speed: 10.8 kph Maximum Speed: 10.8 kph Jump Jets: Standard Jump Capacity: 60 meters Jump Booster Capacity: 0 meters Armor: Hardened Armament: 2 Large Pulse Laser 4 Medium Pulse Laser Manufacturer: Unknown Primary Factory: Unknown Communication System: Unknown Targeting & Tracking System: Unknown Introduction Year: 3153 Tech Rating/Availability: F/X-X-X-X Cost: 14,498,520 C-bills

Type: Jade Turkey Technology Base: Mixed (Experimental) Tonnage: 90 Battle Value: 2,635

Equipment/Mass Internal Structure Endo Steel 4.5 Engine 90 Compact (Armored) 4.5 Walking MP: 1 Running MP: 1 Jumping MP: 2 Double Heat Sink 11 [22+8+4] 1 Compact Gyro (Armored) 1.5 Small Cockpit (Armored) 2 Armor Factor (Hardened) 279 35

Internal Structure/Armor Value Head 3 9(18+5(10)[+3 vs side/rear]) Center Torso 29 53(106) Center Torso (rear) 5(10) R/L Torso 19 33(66) R/L Torso (rear) 5(10) R/L Arm 15 30(60) R/L Leg 19 38(76)

Right Arm Actuators: Shoulder, Upper Arm Left Arm Actuators: Shoulder, Upper Arm

Weapons and Ammo Location/Critical/Heat/Tonnage Talons RL/LL 2/2 - 6.0 Jump Jet CT 1 - 2.0 Radical Heat Sink System CT 3 - 4.0 Large Pulse Laser RT 2 10 6.0 2 Medium Pulse Laser RT 2 4 4.0 2 Double Heat Sink RT 4 - 2.0 3 Double Heat Sink LA 6 - 3.0 Targeting Computer LT 4 - 4.0 Large Pulse Laser LT 2 10 6.0 2 Medium Pulse Laser LT 2 4 4.0 Partial Wing RT/LT 3/3 - 4.5 Armored Cowl (Armored)* HD 1 - 1.0 Nova Combined Electronic Warfare System (Armored) HD 1 - 1.5 3 Double Heat Sink RA 6 - 3.0

* = +5 head armor; see here

Features the following design quirks: Accurate Weapon (all), Animalistic Appearance, Battle Computer, Combat Computer, Cowl, Distracting, Easy to Pilot, Improved Cooling Jacket (all), Reinforced Legs, Stable, Illegal Design (Overweight), Non-Standard Parts, Oversized

whoslilafanart

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qrevo

i might be a video game masochist but i will always defend ppl who mod their games to be easier 🙏🙏 videogames are quite literally made to be fun. if you're not having fun you should do everything in your power to make it fun again