Hells Greatest Hazbins

A multi-muse rp blog for a variety of Hazbin characters. 18+.

[hells-hazbins]

Rules + Muses

I'm K, I am in my 30s, non-binary. Low-activity/mobile multi-muse RP blog for Hazbin Hotel. I can do paragraph rp or short small stuff, I don't mind icon use but I may not use some. Depends how I feel on mobile.

Mun has ADHD/Autism and can be very awkward at first. They struggle with social situations and introducing themselves to new people. It may take a bit for them to get comfortable around you. They are also recovering from some serious medical items so may have periods where they are gone due to exhaustion.

Please read the rules below.

RULES

18+ blog, will only interact with people 18 yrs or older. Don't lie.

Drama free blog. Don't bring your baggage here.

This blog will have a variety of sensitive topics. I can't know everyone's triggers so please be mindful and shoot me a message if you need something tagged.

I ship chemistry. Don't come here expecting to suddenly hop into a relationship with my muses. No forcing ships or I will block you.

I'm not a resource blog. Please reblog rp prompts from the source. Art is free game.

DO NOT REBLOG MY RPS IF YOU ARE NLT APART OF THEM. This is an instant block, this is your warning.

I am a mobile blog so I may not be able to cut posts and I may or may not use icons.

Semi-selective, don't be offended if I don't interact with you. I'm just a bit selective on who I interact with.

Do not bug for replies or anything like that. I have work and other life things going on so replies will come when they come. Sometimes I might not have a certain muse either so please be patient.

RULES FOR NSFW/SINDAY

PROMPTS - These are good ice breakers!

MUSES

[🍎]Lucifer Morningstar

[🎸]Adam

[📺]Vox

[🎲]Husk

[⭐]Abel

[📻]Alastor

[💼]Ethan

[🔪]Niffty

[🌈]Charlie Morningstar

[☄️]Emily

[🕸️]Angel Dust

[💢]Blitzø

[💋] Lilith (By request)

[👢] Striker

OCS

[🎙️]Bastian(Baz)

[🌱]Akio Nepenthes

Items of Importance

Shipping wishlist

Multi-muse Multi-Fandom Blog

TAGS

;;ooc

;;prompts

;;specify muse

;;nsfw / ;;potential nsfw

;;tw / ;;potential tw

;;asks answered

;;queue

;;crack

;;dash commentary

;;rp commentary

;;mobile

[hells-hazbins]

[📻] Alastor follows after him, still not impressed in the slightest. "Hmmm, I don't know what your standards are, Vox," he replies simply, "Especially given recent events." He was still salty about his mother and that whole fiasco. He was quite done with Vox and his whole family if he was honest.

"If this idiot is proven to not be one of your idiots, then I'll buy you a drink." The statement was said with sarcasm, but he was a man of his word.

[voxnetx]

✧ - " I'll take you up on your word then, Alastor. " Vox knew this guy didn't work for him and he definitely would be having that drink later, whether Alastor meant that as sarcasm or not.

Eventually they reached the place, Vox ignoring any resident, entering the home and going right to the basement. The sinner there was annoyed but then scared when he realized who was staring at him in his basement.

" There you are " Vox took no time in striding over to grab the guy and lift him up by the back of his shirt, dangling him there. " This idiot isn't one of mine. " He didn't recognize him and he wasn't on any registry.

" I just coded that thing as a jokeeee it wasn't anything serious I just " The sinner pleaded.

" Yeah well the radio demon didn't much find that funny and neither did I. And what you did this instead of find a job? Like anywhere? " Vox retorted. " Al do you want to kill him? "

[hells-hazbins]

@rradiio

[📻] He was both surprised and annoyed that the idiot in question was not one of Vox's little pawns. How dreadfully annoying. But that didn't mean he was letting the little sinner off the hook.

There was already the sound of cracking bones as Vox spoke with the sinner, Alastor no longer really listening to their conversation as his form shifted to something much larger and it pressed and broke through the building around them. A large hand moves forward, snatching up the poor sinner. Screams and pleas were heard all the way up until Alastor tossed him into his mouth like he was a piece of candy.

In one, two bites and a swallow, he was gone.

As quickly as he had shifted, Alastor shifted back to himself, adjusting his bowtie as he did with an annoyed huff. "I suppose I owe you a drink."

[chick-ah-dee]

That dang chair >///<

[kailovescoffe]

Soft mornings with sharp teeth

Oh look, he's considering the offer ↓

[hells-hazbins]

[📺] "Shit..!" he curses, falling back onto his ass as the bird nipped at him. He looks back at Dusky and frowns. "I don't speak bird, damn it..!" He sighs, trying to collect himself. "Dusky, I really want to offer you some new bedding options. I have sinner bones, I have sticks, I have straw. I even have nice silk bedding or soft towels. Anything would be better than that wig, right..?"

[rradiio]

✘ - Dusky screeched at him as Vox fell but seemed to fall, his tone was shifting and the bird was very aware of it. Even if Vox tried to calm himself down the animal picked up on the change of the atmosphere from the other.

The bird screeched again- if only they could speak to each other properly.

✘ - " Darling...."

Alastor called to Vox as he opened the balcony door. " What are you doing with my bird? Are you tormenting Dusky? "

[hells-hazbins]

[📺] Vox looks over as Alastor peered out now. "What? No! I'm just getting to know him better," he laughs as he stands up, brushing off his suit. He hadn't meant to draw Alastor's attention. He was pretty sure Alastor wouldn't care about Velvette's wig.

"Sorry if we were being too loud. You should be resting!"

[mythshire]

✧˖°⚔️°˖✧ 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ··· a collection of enemies to lovers, rivalry and surrender, violence as intimacy, fury & desire roleplay sentence starters. genre: romance, tension, power dynamics, slow burn.

You think you're so much better than me, don't you?

Stop looking at me like that.

We're on the same side now, whether you like it or not.

I'd rather die than work with you.

You're the last person I wanted to see today.

Don't you dare act like you care about me now.

I know what you did. I know everything.

You've always been my enemy, but you've never been my equal.

Why does it feel like you're the only one who actually sees me?

I don't trust you. I'll never trust you.

You're insufferable, you know that?

We can't keep doing this—pretending we don't feel it.

I've spent half my life trying to destroy you.

God, I want to hate you so badly right now.

You make me want to scream.

I didn't save you because I like you. I saved you because I had to.

We're not friends. We'll never be friends.

You don't get to be vulnerable with me now, not after everything.

I've imagined killing you a thousand different ways.

Why do you always have to be right?

I hate how much space you take up in my head.

You're my rival, not my—whatever the hell this is.

Don't touch me. Don't you fucking dare.

I know you better than anyone, and that's the worst part.

You've ruined me for anyone else, and I hate you for it.

I'd burn the world down before I let you win.

You look at me like I'm the villain, but you're no hero either.

I can't do this. I can't want you and hate you at the same time.

You're the only person who's ever challenged me.

Stop pretending you don't feel this too.

I've never wanted to throttle someone and hold them this badly before.

We're going to regret this in the morning.

You think you know me? You don't know anything.

I didn't mean to fall for you. This is a mistake.

You make me feel like I'm losing a battle I didn't even know I was fighting.

I swore I'd never let you get close to me.

Why does fighting with you feel better than being happy with anyone else?

You're dangerous. To me. To everything I've built.

I hate that you're the only one who makes me feel alive.

This thing between us—it's toxic. We're toxic.

You've always been the thorn in my side. Now you're under my skin.

You betrayed me once. How do I know you won't do it again?

I've spent years building walls to keep you out.

We're playing with fire here, and we both know it.

You're my competition, my nemesis, my—fuck, I don't even know anymore.

I never wanted this. I never wanted you.

[strawijuice]

Gonna bury my face on the delulu cake🤡

[hells-hazbins]

;; I worked on more drafts today, might be able to work on some more depending on the rest of the day. But the queue is still posting one a day mixed with some other stuff while I catch up. I have some nsfw replies to do an the spoons for it are lacking...Sorry about that.

[hells-hazbins]

Vox gently took hold of Alastors hoof gently massaging the next to where the flesh met the hoof itself. (since you asked hehe~)

[📻] There was an instant knee-jerk reaction to try and kick Vox away when his hoof was grabbed. One that he struggled to hold back as his leg quivered from restraint. Alastor watches Vox very carefully, skeptical about his true intentions. Having a massage was strange to him. It wasn't something that he ever really allowed to happen. People only touched him when he gave them permission, and this was not something he thought he would ever allow someone to do.

Claws dig into the fabric of the chair he is seated in, his body tense and ready to strike if this idiot television decides to make any of this weird. He is ready to attack. Eyes narrowed and held in a glare while his smile is strained and stressed from the situation.

[hells-hazbins]

[💢] Blitz nods, "Alright then. Let's go out!" He isn't even thinking about comments people might make at the moment. It certainly would be a bridge they crossed when it occurred. One that Blitz likely would go on the offensive to defend Stolas as he had earlier.

He slips his shoes back on and grabs the keys to his van. "Come on. I think I know where we can get some food." He beckons Stolas out of the apartment, locking up behind them. Once in the van, he starts driving them to their destination. "Do you like Mexican? I know this great Mexican place..!"

[taleswritten]

It has been hard for Stolas to be excited or happy about anything since being stripped of his power and status but for the first time in forever, Stolas feels excited about something and that's all thanks to the imp he is incredibly in love with.

For the first time since that day, his lips curl into a genuine smile. He follows Blitz to the van and climbs in to sit in the passenger side. "I love Mexican, Blitzy." But anywhere would be wonderful as long as it's with Blitzo.

He pauses, taking a moment, before adding, "Thank you."

[hells-hazbins]

[💢] He couldn't even begin to imagine what Stolas was going through, but he wanted to try and make things better. After all, the man saved his life. He didn't have to. Blitz was convinced it was the end when he was slumped over with an axe at his neck.

After everything, Stolas had been the one to save him. Now all he wanted to do was make sure he was taken care of and happy.

Parking outside the small restaurant, he climbed out and hurried to open the passenger door for Stolas. "Here we are!" It wasn't the fanciest place in the world. A little hole in the wall place, but in Blitz's opinion, those were the best places to eat.

Sitting down at a table, the two were given menus and some time to decide what they wanted. It had been a while since he'd actually sat down at a restaurant. "Order whatever you want," he states, thinking he'd figure out the money situation later.

[arlencc]

[cafecxonmilk]

They

[hells-hazbins]

[📺] He was so used to using these items when it came to past partners, like Val, that it hadn't even occurred to him that Alastor was covered in fur. He pauses, blinking as he looked from him and then at the items in his hands. "Right...Nevermind that then." He tosses the bottles aside and comes over to sit down.

"I can't say I know much about caring for hooves, but I'm ready to learn." A quick search on Hellgle would help with that, right? Or Alastor could give him some pointers. He lifts one of his hooves into his lap. "They need to be cleaned, right?"

[rradiio]

✘ - " I've already cleaned them since I bathed earlier. " Alastor nodded, putting one hoof on Vox's lap.. " But you're right they do need to be cleaned, however you don't have to do that for me, since I've already gone ahead and done it. " It occurs to him that Vox has never handled the care of someone covered in fur as everyone else in his circle wasn't.

" Well you could look it up, sure, I know how to clean and manicure them but anything beyond that is.. unknown to me." It wasn't like he'd ever given his hooves a massage before or anything. " I want to know how accurate it is, call me curious. "

[hells-hazbins]

[📺] Vox had no idea what he was doing, but he was going to try. A quick search did provide him with some ideas of what to do at least, and he wasn't about to let Alastor down. He wanted a massage then he was getting a damn massage!

Carefully taking the hooved foot in hand, he begins to rub along the part that met flesh. His touch his both gentle but precise, trying to relax the tendons and nerves that connected the parts together. He would spend a few moments doing this before his hands moved to massage along the crease in the hoof, being careful not to push too hard and avoiding using his claws.

[ccursd]

My personal AU called, 'The Reconstruction of Humanity'.

[allastoredeer]

Forever amused that Vox suckered 2/3 of the Morningstar family. Thank goodness Alastor was there.

[hells-hazbins]

" Vox, I need to talk to you about something very important." - Alastor, tugging on his arm to pull him away from his desk.

[📺] Vox was trying to finish reviewing the latest reports Ethan had sent over when Alastor came in. He generally doesn't see the man come down here for him so he's a bit caught off guard. Normally he'd probably ask if he could have five minutes to wrap up what he was doing, but this seemed urgent.

So without hesitation, he stands up and allows for Alastor to pull him away from his office.

"What's going on?" he asks with concern, "Is there something wrong...? His first thought was that there was something wrong with the baby and that sent his mind spiraling in a panic.

[hells-hazbins]

[📺] Vox nodded at him, listening to his favorites. Of course, romance films, he should have known. "I won't laugh at you," he replies, "I may let out a chuckle, but it's not at you. I'll probably find your attempts endearing at the very least~"

This Alastor seemed so easy to wine and dine. It was almost comical, honestly. What a stark difference.

"I have all sorts of games in a collection back at the Tower. You should come by and take a look. Perhaps there's something there that would fit your interests.." The conversation would go on for several more minutes before their meals were brought out. Alastor's meal was cooked to the correct doneness and temperature as specified, while Vox's was a normal heated temperature for a fresh meal.

"There we go...Now give it a try and tell me if there's anything wrong with it." And if there was, Vox would rain hell on the kitchen.

[rradiio]

❅ " Weell.... as long.... as it's.... not at...me..." He agreed with a nod. To be fair, it did look rather silly whenever he did try. He hadn't tried in quite awhile though, at least not outside the privacy of his own.. where ever he decided to stay.

He didn't really have a permanent residence, actually.

" Your to... tower? " Alastor tilted his head from side to side thinking about it. " Sure... if it's.... not too....much? I don't.... want to ... be rude..." Maybe Vox was busy and didn't want him in his home. " I bet.... you h... have mor.... more games... than me... "

❅ " Oh... yay! " The food got there! Alastor went ahead and took a bite, grinning as he realized it wasn't hot or even warm. So, no heads would need to be rolling after all!

[hells-hazbins]

[📺] "It's not problem at all. I wouldn't have offered the invitation if I didn't want you there," he smiles at him, pleased to see that the food was going over well. He cuts a piece of his own steak and brings it up to his mouth, carefully eating it. The food here was always to high standards, so he was quite happy they had listened to the special request.

"I do have quite a number of games. You can look through my collection and pick out something you'd like to play if you want." A games night. It wasn't a bad idea. At the least he could get to know this Alastor on a more personal level.

He reaches for his drink, taking a sip as he watches him eat for a moment with a pleased smile. He seemed to be quite happy with his meal. "I think we're going to get along quite well. Thank you for indulging me in this dinner~"