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[Picture of Seras and Integra making out. Integra is holding a bottle of some manner of alcohol. The slightest bit of shoulder is visible on Seras. They’re in Integra’s office]

A straight woman, everyone. Happy Pride Month.

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Sir Integra please take this seriously I need a job

hi lmao i figured out their password again. uhh heres the fucking. the thingy. the website thingy for jobs [link]

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LIGMA BALLS.

Sir Integra please take this seriously I need a job

hi lmao i figured out their password again. uhh heres the fucking. the thingy. the website thingy for jobs [link]

what's the cleanup crew pay like?

joe mama

If I wanted a job with Hellsing, who would I speak to?

joe

does Alucard like eating normal human food

Alucard likes to raid the dumpsters on the estate grounds

hi Miss it's Benedict dad is being weird with the guns again.

oh dear. You go to your room. I'll handle him.

mewclear pawmb in meowr mailpawx

thank you for that, butter

give me jellybeans you fuckheads

they're up my ass. Good luck.

Lez out with each other. All of you. Including Alucard.

I already do.

Integra you should monetize your cigar stubs and sell them

The cigar stubs are fed to Walter from the palm of Alucard's hand.

sorry I knocked your daughter up

you what

Integra have you ever given Alucard the strap

no. i dont trust him with it.

I used my magic to turn Walter into a flesh cube

..pardon...?

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integra now that you're an angel do you kill yourself in front of people for the lolz

i'm not dignifying this with an answer.

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you have though. And it scared me so bad :(

integra now that you're an angel do you kill yourself in front of people for the lolz

i'm not dignifying this with an answer.

Walter what slurs apply to you

im not giving you any hints. figure it out on your own

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