Ran by official Hellsing members.

created by Sir Integra Hellsing.

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[Picture of Seras and Integra making out. Integra is holding a bottle of some manner of alcohol. The slightest bit of shoulder is visible on Seras. They’re in Integra’s office]

A straight woman, everyone. Happy Pride Month.

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[Picture of Alucard. He’s still either asleep or he’s in fact dead. There’s an eyemask on his face that reads “cocksleeve”. It’s astro’s.]

I think he’s dead, man.

I would tell you to check his pulse, but he doesn’t have one of those. Try biting part of him

[written-in-bloody-ink]

it is refreshing to see Alucard enjoying himself. And to meet his new husband, i am deeply honored.

however

does his employer need to get blackout drunk?

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inttegra need drinky

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Master had a good idea making a personal blog. But what would I even call mine..?

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this pride month im turning seras into a cat girl

the men on my police force used to call me kitten. I’m okay with this.

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Alucard, stop leaving dead rats on my desk.

[6ird0fhermes]

you don’t like my gifts? My presents? You don’t like? :(

[hellsingofficial]

no. I do not.

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Alucard, stop leaving dead rats on my desk.

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why on earth did you agree to remove the pact from Lord Alucard? We hardly need The First Dracula back in court.

we came to an agreement that the pact was no longer necessary for either of us.

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hav e uou found your ohone yet

yes. it was under a pile of lesbian pornographic magazines.

[6ird0fhermes]

i left those as a gift for you :]

also we should talk :]

[hellsingofficial]

indeed.

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hav e uou found your ohone yet

yes. it was under a pile of lesbian pornographic magazines.

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They didng even change the password

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thjis is alicard. I combfiscared iimtafras phinw so sh downt embarrass herswelr

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Piline giorl youy tajw over fore tongues ght

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thjis is alicard. I combfiscared iimtafras phinw so sh downt embarrass herswelr

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DID YOU LEZ OUT WITH MY MOM?????

ibve lezed out with everyones mother

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[link to an RSVP site]

sign or else :]

i think we have already, alucard.

[youtouchart]

Napata - Summer Break

[blissful-dreaming]