Hell's Investigative Reporter

Digging up dirt so you dont have to.

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

My friends, some large developments have occurred in my life recently none more important than making peace with events that happened long ago.

For the longest time I resented @we-are-knight because of what I now see was a mistaken perception of his part in the unsavory events that happened to me about 6 years ago with the group @weareadventurers and their purging of me from their group. I was informed of bits of information I was not privy to before and thanks to Knight ive been able to find a great deal of peace and healing as a result of open and honest dialogue. My hope moving forward is I can heal and perhaps repair damaged relations with other old friends along the way. I dont know if its possible, but I have hope for the first time in half a decade that I can restore those bonds that made life far less lonely and far more sweeter all those years ago. Until then, I'm grateful to Knight for reaching out to me. And I want it known to any who care or who are privy to what im talking about, my esteem of him has increased a thousand fold. And to the rest of the collective i hope you can see this and know that I see now most of you were innocent as to what happened and were simply operating on bad info from people you respected and had reason to trust they were operating in good faith, even if the truth was anything but.

To those who were malicious and wilfull actors who brought about what happened to me.... shame on you. I can only hope the consequences you may have suffered as a result have made you kinder and wiser to how you treat others. And if it has not, then there is no hope for you.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Hopefully i can get back to more entertaining posts again. But until that time, may we all start this new year with the resolve to be better now than we were then.

Sincerely yours, the Former Pyromancer of the Collective: Daigo Gwyn Belfir.

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

Aw......such a sweet ending to today's short.

It's gonna hurt like hell when we find out who the baby daddy is though.

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

To all those who come across this, who follow me for helluva boss content, and who have enjoyed my writings, I apologize for this appearing in your feeds, but there is an injustice that I wish to address that happened 5 years ago. @wearepaladin knows of what I speak as do many in the group @weareadventurers.

Years ago this man accused me of posting content without the permission of a characters owner and I have reason to believe the one known as wearelawyer presented to him misleading info that I did not have the owners permission and a terrible post about me was written by paladin. While the post had some merit to it, I was after all the worst at reading the room when it came to my writings, the accusation that I had posted something without this person's consent led to my blog at the time @wearepyromancer being shut down as accusations of sexual harassment and laughably enough more heinous crimes were lodged at me due to paladins idiotic lack of asking me first about all of this and unceremoniously kicked me out of the collective and ruined my reputation.

What's worse, he was informed by a friend that I was innocent of that heinous accusation but decided to leave the post up so as not to "sweep it under the rug" and did not even do me the courtesy of an apology or a redaction of that post.

Well, five years later after trauma, hurt and loss, I present to you the people, evidence of my innocence in the event of that post that the collective automatically assumed was true simply because paladin said it was and that was all the evidence they felt they needed.

I give you the conversation between me and @we-are-incendiary-anarchist a.k.a @we-are-illusionist, and as you can see in the icon, the image of her character Moira can be seen so you know the authenticity of it:

Now, as to why it's taken 5 years to do this, well. She was my friend, and someone I deeply cared about but when all this happened well, i won't say it was the only thing that ruined it but it was the seed of it all. But I kept silent for years out of loyalty to her as a friend and fears of what people would do to her if folks found out this was a big misunderstanding. So why the change of heart? Because this whole event has tormented me for years, the fears of further false allegations, none of which were even from her, to potential harm I could face as folks tend to do terrible vigilante acts with only a third of the information needed to understand a situation. I could no longer bare the weight of it all.

But now, I present my evidence to you all and I ask you now to do with it as you will. As for folks like paladin and @we-are-knight and that evil little lawyer that's in your group..... I'll see the three of you in hell. And as for you Amy. I'm sorry. But it had to be done for my sanity.

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

A pleasant new acquaintance.

[anotherbummer]

HIERARCHY OF HELL

[rainbow-taishi]

When your faves barely have any content

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

Only way to get by these days it feels like.

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

Been quiet for a long time my dear readers but that was just because I got moved into a new apartment so I was busy. But now I'm back.... and what do I find when I get back to my helluva grind?

THAT SINSMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR!!!

[msshadowqueen]

I stand by my canceled wife (complex fictional female character who is treated like shit by the fandom)

[kimik0hippie]

Verosika doodle 🎤💕🎶

[lailamoonn]

Verosika Pride Tour😈🩷

[marcomie12]

She ate and left no crumbs 💋

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

Dear Readers....

What we need...... is a Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss Table top game.

And I'm just crazy enough to try and make it.

[e-22912]

" bitches get mad when you tell them their kid got fetal alcohol syndrome but justify drinking during pregnancy was OK "

" I'm look at you BETH"

" morty ain't got no chin for a reason BETH"

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

My those first couple of years of marriage must have really worn on ol' bethy-poo eh?

[wollowstar]

She was sitting by the phone WAITING. She knew that Stolas was going to call. She was waiting for him, even changed Blitz’ contact so she knew when he reached out. Look at the smile on her face, how excited she is that he finally called.

Stella when I FUCKING GET YOU

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

[shadebloopnik]

I wonder if there'll be an upcoming episode where Via gets put in danger and Blitz has to save her alone.

Like, its clear to everyone that Stella and Andrealphus don't care about her, in fact they seem to see her existence as an obstacle to what they want to achieve.

I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually stage another kidnapping or assassination for her, should she start posing herself as a threat to them. She's already started showing signs of standing up to them, and her powers coming in quite strong(truly Stolas' daughter fr), so it'd make sense if they decided to get rid of her. It was also somewhat foreshadowed in Western Energy- maybe Striker is the one ordered to kill her?

Only Stolas would be powerless at this point, so it'd be nice if Blitz was the one to save her. Maybe he'd be involved by complete coincidence like with Fizz? Im reaching bc im delusional, but maybe they'll bond during it, Blitz being protective over Via possibly or maybe actually getting hurt. Imagine Via sees someone going nuts trying to protect her, bc I dont think she sees that, sees how much she matters to anyone, much less the imp who ruined her family. It'd be such a good wake up call for her to realize not only why Stolas ended up caring for Blitz, but also how important and loved she actually is.

Also Blitz has a small but GREAT record of reconciling with someone via salvation from life threatening disasters, its his method of bonding, therapy if you will

I just want Octavia and Blitz to bond ok- i want these punk ass idiots to see how much they have in common, plsplspls Vivzie-

[sunshine-tattoo]

ive actually been thinking about this!!!

Andy at best is going to marry her off to someone but I really think he will go the assassination route.

we already know he is a marquis so lower than stolas and wants all the powers of a prince to himself.

[shadebloopnik]

Yesss, the prime reason why they didn't kill Stolas was bc it'd all go to Octavia. The only reason they have power right now is through guardianship of Octavia; once she nears being of age, she'd be a threat to them. And I doubt either Stella or Andrealphus would want to go back to their old status after Octavia seizes control

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

There's also her helping defeat Andrealphus in Sinsmas. He was furious at her, even threatening her at the end. And yet she walked back into his (for now) palace. I can't imagine the atmosphere in there is going to be any less hostile than it was before; if anything, it's going to be worse.

He's just seen that he can't control her, that she will stand up to him and defy his wishes. She's not going to be the easily manipulated teenager he can leech power from that he probably assumed he'd be dealing with.

And if he can't manipulate her to use her power as his own, then his only choice is to take it by force.

[lp-collins]

This is one of the scenarios I've been running through my head!

The way I'm currently imagining it, Andrealphus does hire Striker to murder Octavia and sets him up with angelic weaponry etc. I don't even think he involves Stella, not that she cares that much, but he is seriously pissed at this point and maybe she'd draw the line at actively killing her daughter, not sure.

It just so happens that Blitz is tracking Striker around that time because Vassago needs proof that the guy has a connection to Stella, so that they can drag them and Andrealphus to court and help Stolas get his powers back. (There's a lot of earlier scenarios that go into that lol) And Blitz happily took the task upon himself because he is done with Striker getting away with hurting his family. So it's a pure coincidence that Blitz happens to be following him the moment he goes after Octavia. Stolas isn't there, M&M and Loona aren't there and he doesn't have time to call any of them for help. When he sees Via and realizes that Striker is about to hurt her, he does the only thing he can: he attacks the guy before he can lay a hand on her.

Thanks to the Pain Games, we know that Blitz and Striker are a match for each other in terms of physicality. Plus, Blitz has Via to worry for, his first priority being to keep Striker and the angelic weapons away from her, even at his own expense. It's a nasty fight, both of them get hurt pretty bad and this time, you know it's going to be to the death. Octavia does want to help, but she's not nearly advanced enough to target only Striker with her powers when they're moving around so much.

Blitz does manage to gain the upper hand (maybe through a clever trick, maybe Octavia does get a shot in when Striker is pinning Blitz to the ground or something) and finally kills Striker. It means they won't be getting any evidence, but he doesn't care if it means Via is safe.

And seeing this guy who she doesn't even like, who stole her dad from her, who she can only see as her antagonist fight for her completely changes Via's perspective. This whole time, it's only thing she has wanted and now it's coming from the person she least expected it from. (Stolas fights for her too, in ways (searching LA, keeping up the attempts to talk to her, visiting the palace when he really shouldn't), but she can't see that because her mind is so focused on the ways he fights for Blitz.)

Suddenly, she can't hate Blitz anymore. Worse, he is seriously injured and he needs her help. She isn't very good at the portal thing yet, but she manages to make one to Sloth and helps him through. At Blitz's request, she calls Loona (because he knows Stolas will freak out and is capable of taking off without telling anyone) and she uses her status to get him priority treatment at the hospital.

She stays with him while they wait for Loona and Stolas to show up and they talk a bit. At some point, Via asks why he would risk his life for her like that, and Blitz tells her that she's family, that she always will be. And somehow, she believes him.

[cute-little-fly]

I am genuinely scared about this… It seems that Andrealphus might take things on his own hands without telling Stella after this. I wonder if they are able to go as far to assasinate her or if they will try another thing (there are hints that there will be a multi episode trial in Season 3, I don’t know how trustworthy is this information but is something I have heard). What if Andrealphus schemes another mastermind plan? Threatens Octavia or something?

However, I see them going through the assasination route either Andre alone or them together. That would completely villainize Stella. I wonder how far she would go. We know she doesn’t care about Octavia at all, but murder your own daughter is something else. The reason I think it could be Andre alone is because she challenged him, and also it would be the same situation of Stella murdering Stolas in secret.

Whatever happens, still, Blitzø is maybe the only one that can change Octavia’s perception now. That, or if she is able to take her phone back and see the calls… or if Stolas is able to show her at any other way he cares… But still she would probably doubt her dad even seeing that. He is the only one that can show her he sees her as a family too could be Blitzø.

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

Oh Hell I had not even considered stella would be cold blooded enough to off her own daughter at her brothers command.

Say what you will about Cersei Lannister at least she loved her children. Stella on the other hand... well to be honest she seems devoid of even feeling love.

[ataraxianne]

This is SO Blitzø & Octavia coded

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

You never stop being a father. Even when they hate your guts.

[strwberypink]

Whatever will happen in season 3, I will defend them

[hellsinvestigativereporter]

Indeed. Whatever mistakes they may have made, we know they are good people. Life is just a complicated swirl of constantly shifting shades of gray after all and we're all susceptible to make mistakes both big and small.