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#aaaaa #foggy

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DSC_0384 by Chalk White Arrow on Flickr.

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please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.

i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.

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This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

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A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

Dry Martini:

Margarita:

Pina Colada:

Sake:

Scotch:

Tequila:

Vodka:

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someone make dresses out of these patterns

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Vodka looks like an areal shot of a tropical coast with meteorites raining down on it

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drink the colors

#matt

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have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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#foggy #@matt

a bro: actually I'm a devil's advocate

satan: *appears from hell* you're not even a lawyer, chad

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Out of Water by artist Saiful Haque.

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Labradorite Crystal Sphere

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ttwentysix

1. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can breathe again. Water will always love to love your skin. 2. Start writing with the intention of filling up one page. Write until your pen stops working. 3. Reread a book that once made you cry. Learn something new on every page. Notice how different chapters make you sad. Notice how the book didn’t change and grow; you did. 4. Sleep with your windows open. You can hear both the rain and boys drunkenly singing Frank Sinatra on their deck. Both are equally good. 5. Don’t forget that honey will always taste sweet, but the best way to eat it is off your fingers, laughing. 6. Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

For unhappy girls who like sitting in the sun (h.f.j.)

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back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos with a huge title that would say shit like “POKEMON PLANT MOVIE” and “THE DAY AFTER MAÑANA”

there is only one dvd i have recovered from this time