shameless (us) 1x01 sentence starters. feel free to change pronouns/tenses/anything to suit scenarios, etc.
nobody's saying our neighborhood's the garden of eden.
hell, some people say god avoids this place altogether.
there's nothing they won't do for each other... or to each other.
we know how to fucking party!
you got a happy meal on the front of that shirt.
hey, that's my fucking bike!
how do you know all this?
i'm still gonna have to charge you for this.
can i borrow your deodorant?
sorry, there's a shirt i need.
we need to go if we're gonna get a ride to the club.
that bastard took my purse!
truly, honestly, one of the most heroic things i've ever seen.
uh, i was gonna offer to buy you a drink anyway.
hey, where do you think you're going?
if you were doing your job, he wouldn't have had to.
okay, come on. let's get a cab.
what's the law on sex with pets?
okay, you're full of shit.
you ever have a knob-job?
i mean, i thought we tell each other everything.
you are dead if he ever lays eyes on you. and i mean dead.
i nearly peed myself when you hit him. well, i did a little.
how many of you live here?
what'd that set you back about, six bills?
yeah, you'll be his third conviction. third or fourth...
yeah, let me just take one last look at you while you're still alive.
how is that funny? it's not even funny.
hi, nice to meet you, i'm [name]. what's your pre-tax income?
you sure didn't mind watching him take off his shirt now, did you?
now i guess i'm stuck with you.
the [name] tag team, is that an option?
straight answer— if i hadn't busted my skull for you, would you have looked at me twice?
tell me to stop and i'll stop.
you just leave him there all night?
you see? that's the problem with working.
wonder what your schedule's like on friday?
you're not that desperate.
quit pretending you don't even know me.
little known fact: don't just chew your food on one side. it can buckle your jaw which will buckle your hips and affect your posture.
hey, talk out of your ass with that much conviction, you end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. that's an anal fact.
guess what i made for your lunch.
the further you run, the more i will kill you!
can't remember whether that's good or bad.
tell us something we didn't know five hours ago.
reap what? what are you reaping now?
if he can do this, then the bastard's not worth it!
hey, you honor thy father.
don't try blaming me for this.
they say bad things happen in three. they don't. twos.
what's bad for him is really bad for you.
if you start lying for him...
i don't want the cops dragging me out of bed at four a.m.
but that happened, didn't it?
we're gonna be late, hurry up.
just tell me you didn't go and get some girl pregnant.
you must get sick of having to think for everybody?
if all you want is to be needed, then congratulations.
this whole city belongs to the jennas, i'm sick of them.
i swear, [name], you're nothing like anyone i've ever met.
you make me want to enjoy my life again.
people like you are used to getting your own way.
[name], i can't help my upbringing.
how come it's me having to apologize?
still looking for fun, [name]?
listen to me, stupid. you think you know everything, but you know shit.
it makes you wrong, you fucking smart asshole.
i was lucky, it almost missed me.
and what do i get for my pain and suffering?
where's the trust, [name]?
she better be dead, that bitch.
what's the one thing that we needed? one word. one thing.
oh, my god— i love this part.
fuck off. it was a nervous breakdown.
here we go, neighbors of satan.
how can that be good for you?
alright, name a single time i've let you down.
well, that was a bit gay. what you just did there with your eyebrows...
do you get used to that? can someone get used to that?
don't drop it. please, don't drop it.
