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                        Heart thumps and you jump                     Comin’ down with goosebumps!                                You dared to go there                         I'ma I'ma get you so scared!

            CANON & OC MULTIMUSE FOR MONSTERS & HUNTERS

                                 LOVED BY ROWAN/ROUX

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“...”

His mood shot, he’s decided to go off and locate his fiance. Angel Dust knocked on Alastor’s door before opening it and stepping inside. He closed the door behind him, making sure it was locked so the two could have privacy.

He wasn’t sure if Alastor heard that conversation or if he even knew what Angel had been feeling lately... but maybe it’d help if he talked about it with him.

@grimgrinnr​ 

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fullofmoxxie‌:

“Well…I mean, she’s not pregnant yet - a-at least, not that I know of…but, uh. We’ve talked.”

“And I do not have a stick up my ass! Most rational people know not to drink while they’re pregnant; it’s not my fault you apparently didn’t get the goddamned memo!”

“Might wanna get on that soon, that biological clock’s tickin’!”

“I’M SORRY for bein’ not only a DRUG ADDICT but a fuckin’ ALCOHOLIC, as well! Sometimes, I slip up-- I RELAPSE. Sometimes, I think about goin’ out an’ just... goin’ batshit crazy.”

“...it’s... difficult.”

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vixxxicus‌:

·• ♡ “YeaH LET’S GET TO IT! BOOZE AND FOOD FUCK YEAH!” Vix was excited,  He ran over to his fridge and opened the door. “Looks like I got the ingredients fuck yeah, can you get uhh large size pot and a sauce pan out of the cabinet above the counter for me while I get these out?”   ♡ •·

“Y’got it, babe!” Angel rushed to the counter, grabbing out the pot and sauce pan his boyfriend required for the meal. He set them down and waited for other instructions, still holding onto the vodka bottle. “Okay, what next??”

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fullofmoxxie‌:

“Yes, Angel, I’m happy that your baby won’t get fetal alcohol syndrome because their father couldn’t wait to have a damn drink.”

“I don’t even know why I’m lecturing you at this point! Because I expect you to have common sense? Because I’m bored? Because I’m freaking out about having my own baby?”

“Uh. I mean. What.”

“JESUS CHRIST Mox, bet yer a real hoot at parties! Bein’ such a worrywart an’ all. Ain’t it gettin’ tirin’? Doesn’t yer body hurt ‘cause of th’ stick that’s up yer ass??”

“Who knows why yer lecturin’ me! I--”

“--wait. Y’ knocked up yer wife?? Congrats! Gonna be a super HELICOPTER PARENT, I already have a feelin’!”

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vixxxicus‌:

·• ♡ “It’ll be sooo fun! let’s see… hotteok is like a mini filled pancake thing, tteokbokki stir fried rice cakes sometimes with boiled eggs or scallions added, and  Samgyetang is an energy soup that has chicken, ginseng, garlic and jujube.  All of these go really well with alcohol!” Vix replied happily. “If we do though we should do it before we get too hammered or it’ll all come out weird!”    ♡ •·

“Hm-- that last thing sounds th’ most tasty, I think.” Angel Dust hummed as he thought. He reluctantly released Vix and smiled softly, setting a hand along his hip. “Alright, let’s get to it, then!” 

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vixxxicus‌:

·• ♡ “I am so glad you’re staying here then! I should make something tasty to go with the alcohol….” Vix sighed and leaned into the hug. “Do you want some hotteok,  tteokbokki,  or even some samgyetang?”    ♡ •·

“Hey, I could help ya! Been wantin’ t’ try makin’ stuff from yer culture.” Angel hugged Vix tight and kissed the top of his head. “Uh... I understood literally none o’ that, but it all sounds good! You choose.” 

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fullofmoxxie‌:

“What, you don’t know yet? How many months has it been…three, four?”

“Get a mocktail and pour some hydrogen peroxide in it.”

“FINE, y’ got me! I’M PREGNANT and I wanna drink some fuckin’ booze an’ shit!” 

“Fuck that, that won’ do anythin’ to me. I wanna get a nice buzz goin’, but I guess I SHOULDN’T do that. Fine, I won’t drink! Happy??”

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vixxxicus‌:

·• ♡ “I’ve been at work and my apartment, I was wondering where YOU went! I’m so glad you’re baaack~ Let’s drink together and you are not allowed to leave okaaaay? I missed you a lot!”  ♡ •·

“Had some business wit’ Val t’ take care of.” He always hated talking about Valentino. Angel sighed deeply before wrapping a set of arms around his boyfriend. “Don’ worry, ‘m not leavin’! Stayin’ right here while we both get fuckin’ plastered.”

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fullofmoxxie‌:

“…aren’t you pregnant?”

“...MAYBE??” Yes, yes he is. Please, don’t tell his fiance that he wants to drink.

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vixxxicus‌:

·• ♡ “No you won’t!”  ♡ •·

“Where have y’ been, la mia bellezza? I was about t’ open this bottle an’ drink all of it by myself!”

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“...guess I’ll drink alone!”

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“Alright, ‘m ready ta drink myself into a stupor!” 

[deerparted-deactivated20210303]

(my (second) attempt at a r/adiod/ust kid

he/him pronouns!!!)

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(angel: so have you thought about what to name our kid?

alastor: i have! *gets out a huge list*

alastor: if it’s a girl i’ve narrowed it down to florence, shirley, and evelyn. if it’s a boy i’m thinking either lawrence or perhaps... naming him after you.

angel: we are not namin’ our kid florence.

angel: no matter what gender it is i wanna name ‘em star dust--

alastor: isn’t that a synonym for angel dust...

alastor: we are NOT naming them after DRUGS)

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“I too, would also burst out inta random song but I dunno what th’ hell I’d even sing!”

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“Jesus, wish this thing would pop out already--” A hand absentmindedly rested against Angel’s stomach and he huffed. He was uncomfortable and aching, why couldn’t this child be BORN already? How much longer did he have to wait??