Helm

[helmeppo-official]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

Greetings! This is Lieutenant Commander Helmeppo speaking,

I'm certain you've heard of me! ☺️

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

Mod Info and More Below

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

Mod Info

Age: 25

Pronouns: He/Xe

Main: @dino-folly

General Rules/warnings:

I do not ship Kobymeppo, they're besties, work wife(platonic)

Sexual content is a-okay!! There will likely be sexual content posted!!

I don't ship anything, really, but I am okay with flirting!!

My Helmeppo is cishet, but feel free to tease him anyways<3

You WILL be exposed to my truth of my sona and Helm being secretly friends/mortal enemies

I will not respond to rp on posts from non-RP blogs

Prev bullet point includes any content I reblog without rp.

I've not watched the live action</3

If you send me spoilers post wano, I will publicly execute you

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[helmeppo-official]

Where is any reasonable adult figure when you need them...

[helmeppo-official]

Quit talking about drinking, Helmeppo. There’s only room for one future alcoholic 40 year old in our marriage and its me.

I am merely considering a small treat!!

Although you're right, if either of us is to become a disaster alcoholic it would be you, on account of...welll...(I am not there to give you maximizing sass. Please imagine me looking you up and down), yeah.

[koby-official]

…Divorced! Divorced right now!

When I get back to base I’m killing you myself!

[helmeppo-official]

Oh please, you wouldn't last a day without me. Besides, you are most truly stuck with me! Even after my death, I will be there to make people believe you've lost what shred of sanity you have.

[koby-official]

Oh, okay, you wanna play that game? I’ll let you live and then I’ll ban every. single. one. of your favorite foods and drinks on my ship, which you will be stationed on for the rest of your miserable days. How’s that?

[helmeppo-official]

You wouldn't dare.

You are very aware of how insufferable I can be, Koby. I can and will become worse. I will take this out on innocents around me, and it will be your fault.

[koby-official]

GASP. Using my issues with morals against me is INSANE?! You’re a cunt, fuck your life.

[helmeppo-official]

I believe you started this?

Threatening your favorite wife with divorce, then threatening him with torture and controlling his eating? I believe you just might be the problem here!

[helmeppo-official]

Quit talking about drinking, Helmeppo. There’s only room for one future alcoholic 40 year old in our marriage and its me.

I am merely considering a small treat!!

Although you're right, if either of us is to become a disaster alcoholic it would be you, on account of...welll...(I am not there to give you maximizing sass. Please imagine me looking you up and down), yeah.

[koby-official]

…Divorced! Divorced right now!

When I get back to base I’m killing you myself!

[helmeppo-official]

Oh please, you wouldn't last a day without me. Besides, you are most truly stuck with me! Even after my death, I will be there to make people believe you've lost what shred of sanity you have.

[koby-official]

Oh, okay, you wanna play that game? I’ll let you live and then I’ll ban every. single. one. of your favorite foods and drinks on my ship, which you will be stationed on for the rest of your miserable days. How’s that?

[helmeppo-official]

You wouldn't dare.

You are very aware of how insufferable I can be, Koby. I can and will become worse. I will take this out on innocents around me, and it will be your fault.

[helmeppo-official]

Quit talking about drinking, Helmeppo. There’s only room for one future alcoholic 40 year old in our marriage and its me.

I am merely considering a small treat!!

Although you're right, if either of us is to become a disaster alcoholic it would be you, on account of...welll...(I am not there to give you maximizing sass. Please imagine me looking you up and down), yeah.

[koby-official]

…Divorced! Divorced right now!

When I get back to base I’m killing you myself!

[helmeppo-official]

Oh please, you wouldn't last a day without me. Besides, you are most truly stuck with me! Even after my death, I will be there to make people believe you've lost what shred of sanity you have.

[helmeppo-official]

For somebody who keeps saying he will quit his job, you are awfully fussed about loosing your job

IS ANYONE ON SNAILBLR AWARE OF WHAT A JOKE IS??? CAN YOU CONCIVE SUCH A NOTION???

I may hate my job, but I am under no true notion of quitting. Besides, people often need somebody like me who is willing to cut losses for the greater good. Yes, of course, this means my friends, but also generally speaking. Citizens of the world government require the aid of marines, and it would leave a sour taste in my mouth to loose the authority I have if people stuggled without my input.

[helmeppo-official]

Quit talking about drinking, Helmeppo. There’s only room for one future alcoholic 40 year old in our marriage and its me.

I am merely considering a small treat!!

Although you're right, if either of us is to become a disaster alcoholic it would be you, on account of...welll...(I am not there to give you maximizing sass. Please imagine me looking you up and down), yeah.

[helmeppo-official]

SNACK AQUIRED!!!

There was a lovely food stall with prosciutto-wrapped mozzarella!

Very good quality prosciutto with a rich earthy umami flavor, and the fresh basil and balsamic glaze complimented the mozzarella pearls brilliantly. The textures also layer very nicely, the delicate thin layers of fat melting in your mouth giving way to the crisp leafy basil!

I would highly recommend pairing it with a bitter citrus drink, or perhaps a sparkling wine may do well... much to consider...

[vedurnan]

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years

[helmeppo-official]

This all feels like big talk coming from cannon boy over there. Doesn’t he have enough of his own nonsense to worry about besides picking on poor delicate Helmeppo??

TRULY WELL SAID. He has enough to concern himself with. I am delicate >:T and easily disrupted!! And already miserable!!!

I desperately need to purchase a treat before I turn in for the night...

[helmeppo-official]

*shakes head* it’s like driving past a car crash. it’s so bad but i can’t take my eyes off it. rip 🪦

>:T I'm in the throes of dispair. My life very well might be thrown into disarray due to a mere joke, and everyone is gathering their popcorn and drinks to laugh at my disposal.

[helmeppo-official]

It’s okay Helmeppo, I still love you 💕

Do you truly mean that?

[helmeppo-official]

At this point, perhaps we need a full day off for all marines... Everyone should leave their post and start day drinking with me now really...

Daiquiris...raspberry daiquiris....with fresh lime juice....and a mint garnish....and a lime wheel....

[red-dog-official]

Anyone who participates and encourages this idea is losing their job.

[nika-ofishial]

You're not allowed to drink on duty .

[helmeppo-official]

IT IS A JEST. THE TAGS EXPLICITLY SAY IT IS A JOKE.

I would not publicly mention drinking on duty on the occasions that I have drank on duty!!!

[red-dog-official]

You blatantly admit to drinking on duty?

[helmeppo-official]

I do not believe that is not what I had said, sir!

I apologize if I misspoke !

[helmeppo-official]

At this point, perhaps we need a full day off for all marines... Everyone should leave their post and start day drinking with me now really...

Daiquiris...raspberry daiquiris....with fresh lime juice....and a mint garnish....and a lime wheel....

[red-dog-official]

Anyone who participates and encourages this idea is losing their job.

[nika-ofishial]

You're not allowed to drink on duty .

[helmeppo-official]

IT IS A JEST. THE TAGS EXPLICITLY SAY IT IS A JOKE.

I would not publicly mention drinking on duty on the occasions that I have drank on duty!!!

[helmeppo-official]

right well. it was nice knowing you man. maybe you can haunt your dad from the afterlife or something. oh and play tricks on koby

I BELIEVE I ALREADY SAID TO CEASE THIS.

I do not wish to haunt them!!! Not to mention, if I died, who would stop Koby from his impulsive hare-brained decisions!? That boy is frequently half a second from punching somebody's teeth in, and he requires somebody to talk him down from getting himself discharged or, worse, killed. >:T I refuse to trust anybody else with my job!!

[helmeppo-official]

Ah. There goes my dreams. I will never recover from whatever is about to happen to me, the situation is dire and can not get any worse...

[helmeppo-official]

Damn the truth curse anons know they don’t need to do ANYTHING to you because you will really just lay it all out there, huh

SEAS. CEASE THIS.

I'm absolutely exhausted with this. Notably, I've not officially done anything wrong!! And even had I, now is not the time for you and everyone else

>:T everyone decides at the end of my time as a marine is the time to tell me of my mistakes, not an ounce of comfort or pity. I've not even achieved my dreams!!! If I lose my job over this, I won't get to see Daddy ever again and prove myself!!