Fleet Admiral Sakazuki

[red-dog-official]

The official account of Fleet Admiral Sakazuki.

💥⋆ৡ ⋆˚࿔ Due to the nature of this character and his setting, this blog may contain offensive or discriminatory content.

💥⋆ৡ ⋆˚࿔ Weird and confrontational asks are okay.

💥⋆ৡ ⋆˚࿔ Sakazuki may be ooc and will probably feature some of my own headcanons.

💥⋆ৡ ⋆˚࿔ Mod is twenty years old and has finished the Wano arc.

💥⋆ৡ ⋆˚࿔ dividers are taken from @/honeyluvsw

[red-dog-official]

boss, why you throw away all the vegetables and fruit I gift you?

- @aramaki-official

Because I feel uncomfortable eating something from your body, and it's contributing to the...rumors around base.

[aramaki-official]

DOJT BE !!!

I SAY YOU EAT SOEM OF ME AN IN RETUNRB ILL SAP SOM E OF YOUR NUTIENTS AN D WE WDOIT IN SECRET SO TTGERE WONT VE ANY RUMORS

CMERE BOSS

<grabby hands>

[red-dog-official]

<stares at him with a mix of horror and disbelief>

Stay away from me, Ryokugyu. We will not be doing that. I don't care if no one's around to see it. It's indecent.

[aramaki-official]

s NOT indecent! Irs romantic! No uh no thatd be weird RAHAHAHA!

not romantic its- its-

CAMADERIE! Yeah?? We gootta subtain each other as COMRADES!

Plus

<Aramaki get's up in his face>

I know there s a lot of indwcent stuff you wanan do...

<His finger extends into a branch that pokes lightly at Sakazuki's chest, right on one of the tattoed flowers>

[red-dog-official]

<Sakazuki stiffens, and he gives him a scathing glare. Magma bubbles underneath his skin as heart rate picks up.>

Ryokugyu. What are you doing.

<He grits it out as he scorches Aramaki's finger.>

I don't want to do anything with you.

[red-dog-official]

Where’s ur wife? I got a gift for her ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

-🐱🍮

And what is that supposed to be?

[purinnekoowo]

How many times she told me she loved me last night, little reward she gets

[red-dog-official]

Stop lying. My wife would not say that to you, and she doesn't need stickers.

[red-dog-official]

boss, why you throw away all the vegetables and fruit I gift you?

- @aramaki-official

Because I feel uncomfortable eating something from your body, and it's contributing to the...rumors around base.

[aramaki-official]

DOJT BE !!!

I SAY YOU EAT SOEM OF ME AN IN RETUNRB ILL SAP SOM E OF YOUR NUTIENTS AN D WE WDOIT IN SECRET SO TTGERE WONT VE ANY RUMORS

CMERE BOSS

<grabby hands>

[red-dog-official]

<stares at him with a mix of horror and disbelief>

Stay away from me, Ryokugyu. We will not be doing that. I don't care if no one's around to see it. It's indecent.

[red-dog-official]

Where’s ur wife? I got a gift for her ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

-🐱🍮

And what is that supposed to be?

[aramaki-official]

Im soooooooooo drunk @red-dog-official

[aramaki-official]

Sakaaaaazuki 😭😭😭😭

[red-dog-official]

Why are you telling me? As long as it's not on the job I don't care. Don't make a fool out of yourself.

[red-dog-official]

boss, why you throw away all the vegetables and fruit I gift you?

- @aramaki-official

Because I feel uncomfortable eating something from your body, and it's contributing to the...rumors around base.

[gyrovagi]

best traits to give your characters

passively suicidal

premature ejaculation

erectile dysfunction

vaginismus

cries during sex

cries after sex

hates sex

actively suicidal

full bush AND hairy pits

[despazito]

[red-dog-official]

hows your wife . seems like shes busy lately

– @signore-coccodrillo

It's none of your business, and yes, my wife is busy maintaining the house like any good woman.

[red-dog-official]

you’re a loser

i dont like you

XP

You're a brat. Go bother your parents.

[red-dog-official]

It's...not true you and Aokiji used to have like. A Thing, right? Just a baseless rumor I reckon?

- @aramaki-official

It's not true. I'm not a homosexual. It's only a tasteless rumor that immature recruits started.

[red-dog-official]

I heard homosexuality is hereditary is this where your daughter gets it from?

My daughter is not a homosexual. She's going to marry a man when she's of age.

[red-dog-official]

why are all the pirates targeting your wife?

Because nothing is sacred in the eyes of pirates, not even the sanctity of marriage. It's further reason to eliminate them.

[red-dog-official]

you’re such a DILF!

That is an inappropriate and unnecessary statement.

[red-dog-official]

Who's your favorite sora warrior of the sea character?

Those comics are for children. I don't read them.

[hibari-official]

Explain yourself.

- @red-dog-official

P-papa, — ?!

I am sorry fer not listenin’ to ya. This was my decision and my decision alone. I just wanted to see what people were talkin’ about on here. I hope ya can forgive me for being curious.

[red-dog-official]

I explicitly told you to stay off of here, there are too many bad influences. I might have overlooked your curiosity if I hadn't found out that you were getting marijuana from Ryokugyu! You shouldn't be touching drugs at all, but to be getting it from him of all people? I thought you had better sense than that.

[hibari-official]

I uhm- I have truly only interacted with other marines, nothin' else. Ya don't have to worry about that and- The marijuana, it's medical cannabis. nothin' more. He was just tryin' to help me. I apolagise if that was somethin' I wasn't supposed to do.

[red-dog-official]

Medical marijuana is still marijuana. If this gets out, do you know how it reflects on me, my daughter accepting drugs from one of my admirals? You're in trouble- wait until I get home.