Miserable America

Jessica

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On va voir.

aka messy haired Steve Rogers appreciation post

[extrafabulouscomics]

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

ok underrated part of ragnarok: “and he knows i love snakes”. hes just so friendly. just so famously loving of snakes that loki was like, oh, i know whatll get him, the friendly bastard

[squiggy7]

Soooo I did a little photoshoot with @helmetboys and she actually made me look decent 😎👉👉

[helmetboys]

I don't use tumblr anymore but look at this shit. Y'all these pictures came out so good. I'm proud of myself.

[winepeach]

I literally want to die when i think of pats makeup she changed the game forever

[dillondean]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[oxeerised]

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

my fave bending children

[rileymaya]

“Yes! A garden metaphor! I love the garden metaphor! I just love ‘em!”

[helmetboys]

Two strong women with powerful lines

MOANA: I am Moana of Montunui. You will board my boat, sail across the sea and restore the heart of Te Fiti.

WONDER WOMAN: I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta. In the name of all that is good, your wrath upon this world is over.

[ratinof-deactivated20180528]

The Try Guys impression of Dan and Phil

[robotmoms]

phil night of community 6/22

[cringe-attacks]

CRISTINE BETTER HAVE COLLABED WITH DAN AND PHIL AND PAINTED THEIR NAILS

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

[rexuality]

things to call people you HATE

easy bake oven

expired coupon

spam email

wet sock

squeaky grocery cart

inconvenient fire drill

cold bowl of soup

itchy sweater

unnecessary movie sequel

overdraft bank fee

crying baby on a plane

wobbly table

sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around

billy

[fetchmythings]

@junghoesuc you’re a damn wet sock

[squiggy7]

@helmetboys you’re such a fuckin sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and its just a big hassle all around

[helmetboys]

You're a crying baby on a plane. That ain't even a roast, it's just true.

[candysuggestions]

My feelings are sweet and pure and only meant for you.