Fetch!!!

Toasty. Loving my friends like it's overtime 💕 Not super active here anymore.

[detectivebrony]

Fuck it. Utahraptor Big Bird.

[saint-batrick]

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

[meladoodle]

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

[teathattast]

[thevioletsunflower]

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

[catchymemes]

[bob-belcher]

[eroscestlavie]

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

[eroscestlavie]

FORGOT to provide Evidence

[afishinspace]

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

[eroscestlavie]

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

[princesstigerbelle]

More proof!!!!

[starset-mnqn]

@ham–sammich

[kitty]

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[weepycat]

things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)

teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)

teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)

[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”

teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)

was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)

was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)

hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me. 

[link-the-feral-anon]

An inspiration.

[microsoftswayofficial]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[porterr-robinson]

[oekaki-chan]

Detroit: Become Doggo

[amateur]

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

[wizardshark]

the fuck does this mean

[dr-binchcraft]

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

[pumpkinmcqueen]

I was definitely Japanese cherry blossom

[full-lifeconsequences]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

I hate this

[goodvibeswastedyouth]

This nigga named everybody in the NBA

[akvela]

Not 1.

[pippin-the-chicken]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[cheese24k]

[irishsub-deactivated20130602]

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

[jessycanhasblog]

These girls: 1 Tom Hanks: 0

[wildncuzimcubed]

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

[hatingeverything]

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

[hungrylikethewolfie]

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

[roachpatrol]

i just want to zip back in time and show this video to Bach like look at this shit some day hundreds of years in the future there will be a gigantic flat piano made of lightning and processed dinosaur juice and two future girls will be so passionate and talented that they play your song by dancing it out and people all over the world will see it and be so fucking excited isn’t that the coolest thing ever

[emolise]

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION: CLASSICAL

[kendrene]

@anyilherron