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list of things i have made

spaghetti sauce

cookies

mistakes

salad

frozen dinner rolls

people ask if im okay because i fell asleep in a public place in the middle of the day

popcorn

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list of colors i have seen

blue

chartreuse

white

purple

beige

claret

pink

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list of words not synonymous with “angry”

supple

complacent 

destitute

green

prolapsed

synonymous

cat

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list of things children have said to me

knock knock, who’s there? wall

you’re ugly

we went camping

DIRT

her pants are blue

why are you a ghost?

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list of objectively funny professions

mailman 

piano tuner

dentist

cheesemaker

quality control official

furniture salesman

dog-walker

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list of reasons why your cousin could become a monarch

potentially part of an enormous conspiracy which attempted to hide their identity as the rightful heir to the throne, a conspiracy which unraveled in dramatic fashion

their head is close enough to normal-sized that a crown would probably fit on it

capable of waving at things and people

legally allowed to own items

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list of things you could (but probably won’t) hyperfixate on

feather duster construction

the poems of brewster ghiselin

generic zoloft

the origin of the phrase “smart as a whip”

meatball recipes 

the average SAT test scores from 1980-1990

germany

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list of foods i, personally, someone you don't know, would enjoy on a pizza

bacon

ham

pineapple

mozzarella

basil

nothing

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list of people who aren't women

david beckham

jk simmons

me

john green

your grandpa

the frosted flakes mascot

archbishop desmond tutu

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list of facts about a book you haven't read

engaging in the middle and end, but a very slow beginning

characters have depth but low likeability except for that one guy

good jokes

the isbn has over five digits

mediocre dialogue

no anticipated sequels

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list of vegetables with malicious intent

corn

all alliums

brussels sprouts

cauliflower

jicama

one specific cucumber in my crisper

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list of things not featured on the office (u.s.)

leopards

hp lovecraft

the production of ceramic mugs

a-frame houses

the healthiness of mixed breed dogs as compared to purebreds

stamp collecting

the dwarf planet pluto