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ahhh.. My cheese.. it’s burnt.. burningcheese..

Under 18, and predominantly more lurker than poster

Blog serves as a dumping ground for anything burningcheese related and then some, opinions on beast & ancient ships under cut so you know the type of person I am

getting into another shitty game with a humongous overlap in fans like I won’t get my heart broken 26 times again

phairene stuff under cut if anyone even cares

#burningcheese

ancient doodle I pulled out and other thing

#burningcheese #I’m SICK of development sisters I HATE BY 15 top reasons why this account has a 50/50 chance of never posting again is bc of BY 15

dead wife flashback

#burningcheese

new witch lore being my personal 9/11

#I HATED the headcanon that the first cookies baked the beasts #mostly because it completely vaporises the moral ambiguity of the witches and what exactly their intentions are #I feel like Burningcheese merchant said my points perfectly #and it’s like being placed into an echo chamber of the worst people you know hearing about everyone hyping it up #no actually it is not great and I don’t fucking care about your shamilk headcanons devsis just grabbed their lore continuity & depth #and shot it 154 times in the chest #I’m so frustrated at this I’m gonna draw Burningcheese to make myself less mad #slop

burningcheese-merchant

Finally opening the Magma 4 days late smh

I added the rules to the Magma itself, but I'll write them down here as well, just in case:

16+ only!

No NSFW, gore, or politics

Please be mindful of canvas size and other participants and draw small

It'll probably mostly be Cookie Run, but you're welcome to draw whatever! Hollow Knight, Pokémon, Deltarune, even OCs/original work! I don't mind at all

This is probably petty, but... Please do not draw Cookie Run ships I explicitly do not like. I will legitimately get upset seeing them on the canvas. Ship what you want, I'm not here to stop you, but this is my birthday magma so please respect my preferences this one time*

I have the right to remove anything I consider inappropriate. I can and will take over your layer and delete it if necessary

But most importantly: have fun! That's what really matters to me at the end of the day. We're all just here to chill and draw

I'm sorry again for opening the Magma so late :( couldn't do much without electricity lol. I'll be keeping it open for a while (probably a week or do), so we all have time and freedom to draw!

Create on a shared canvas in real time. Magma is a drawing platform for artists and teams to sketch, collaborate, and grow together.

helpimbeingmauled

happy birthday and thank u for feeding me so so many delicious fics 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

#burningcheese

Combine your interests together to make a mega interest that has twice the fulfilment

#burningcheese #what’s the other fandom included? 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼..

bed hostage

#burningcheese

Are u still alive ?😆

yes what made you think I wasn’t

#burningcheese #I’ve been hit with the double whammy of getting into 2 new things in quick succession that has brutalised my ability to draw my yuri #I am still burningcheesing it. Across the stars

facesmashing

#burningcheese #GC doesn’t have her collar & wings yet bc they’re meshes and I don’t have expertise in that yet

Today on twitter I was reminded that I should be drawing their size difference more crazy to be in line with canon, but then I realised if they actually had that much of a size difference then spice wouldn’t be able to stick it in cheese with him without rupturing something, having a big dick and all. so I had to compromise and make gc taller and bs smaller than I actually wanted them. I am still very frustrated.

#slop #fuck my stupid Baka life. can’t have my goonslop and my outrageous size difference at the same time.#They should make it so that putting something really big inside your uterus doesn’t rupture all of your organs and break your pelvis

burningcheese-merchant

What would Burning Spice do if he found golden cheese with his old self the Herald of Change?

Also, I love your retrograde au, it's really well written can't wait for more

We have several options

He gets jealous and tries to fight Herald to the death over who gets to have Golden Cheese

He contemplates whether or not this counts as a "win" for him and Golden Cheese counts as "his" because he and Herald are the same person

He gets kind of sad knowing that the current version of himself repels her while the old version of himself, the one who was trapped in a painful cycle and whom he discarded in an act of rebellion/demonstration of free will, is the one she actually likes

He remains rational, he talks with them both, they all set aside their differences and become a happy polycule

Which one do you like most? 😇

helpimbeingmauled

The way I did the fourth option as a small continuation for one of my doodles but I have been putting it off because I think it’s ugly 😔