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spinchs-field

MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER

thecosmicsailor

ON IT BOSS *changes from my regular t shirt into an identical t shirt that just has the word COCK on it*

internalizedkryptophobia

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

internalizedkryptophobia

exquisite-peculiarity

You don't have to understand someone completely to respect them and fight for their right to exist.

isthescavengervideocute

!!!

sapphoandvanzetti

a friend of mine has been saying "de-escalate all conflict that is not with the enemy."

we have real, life-threatening forces to fight back against.

fuzzpup

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

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HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

ＩｄｉｄｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ＭｉｓｔｅｒＥｌｅｃｔｉｃｓｅｎｄｈｉｍｔｏｔｈｅｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓｏｆｆｉｃｅａｎｄｈａｖｅｈｉｍＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

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The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

definitely-ellie

trapny

I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him

It’s so funny

bob-belcher

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twitterlols

thesacredtwink

Okay so I've been informed that this is super cool and should be shared so please behold my Great Grandfather's helmet from WWI (my OTHER great grandfather, not the one who was mustard gassed and had perminant laryngitis as a result)

This helmet was painted in 1918 by a French woman for my Great Grandad before he went into the trenches. It's an oil painting, and the woman who did it probably only charged about 50¢-$1, just as a way to make some money and as a way to send the men into battle with something beautiful and unique. The kicker is, my great Gramps caught Spanish Flu before he could actually see any action, and was sent home to either recover or die. He survived, but because of his short deployment the helmet and the painting done to it survived in near perfect condition too.

Whoever the woman was who painted the helmet was a master at her art, and not only is it incredibly detailed but she used the three dimensional surface to full effect, taking the brim of the helmet to make a horizon line for the sunset over the water. And she gave it texture and details that would make Bob Ross proud.

It's 103 years old this year :)

(and yes, the impasto (texture) of the painting feels EXACTLY like how you think it does lol)

orteil42

also are you single

single most unappreciated user on this WEBSITE

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

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Reblog to actually save a life

khaldurahm-kal-el

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

norealdestination

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.