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My world's on fire. How about yours?  

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[segamascott]

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

[nostalgic-teddyy]

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

[thespoonmissioner]

[tatted-soldier]

BMO stares death in the face

[senketsu-jutsu]

BMO is hardcore as fuck man

[cametobrazil]

Is it a gif? Is it a jpeg? No one knows.

[ma-am-agram-deactivated20260212]

EVERY TIME I THINK IT’S NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE 

IT FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN

READY TO FUCKING R I P  M Y  S O U L  O U T

FUCK THIS SPAWN OF SATAN 

[locked-in-the-storage-closet]

FUCK

[not100bees]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[caesxr]

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

[somestorythoughts]

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

[allegedly-human]

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[robfordthemusical-deactivated20]

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

[gentlemanbones]

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

this is an art installation

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

it was a rough summer in halifax

[nuramsvveth]

Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[pseudomantis]

Why do they keep taking away their swag/cuteness

[pseudomantis]

The raptors one is the most painful one for me they literally had a dinosaur playing basketball in their logo maybe the coolest thing in the fucking world and they were like let's get rid of him

[a-book-of-creatures]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[spottyexterior-deactivated20170]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable