sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛʏ ɪs ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇ.

[helsiing-blog]

out. well, he’s the president now. fuck.

[helsiing-blog]

                ❛     you saw what i did to them, and i’ll do worse to you if you don’t back off.     ❜

                       ————————– open starter.

[helsiing-blog]

[helsiing-blog]

out. well the good news is my pop ups now work thanks to @hellfirebound. the bad news is i feel like a damned idiot. 

[helsiing-blog]

out. so there is no way (that i could find) to create a new tumblr blog and have it be http instead of https. the issue with https is a lot of scripts used in my current theme (aka popups) won’t work because the source of them has http, which chrome identifies as “non-secure” and therefore won’t load them unless the person viewing the blog manually clicks a button allowing them to. so i’m forced to go back to a super old blog, delete everything (including unfollowing 600+ blogs), and then completely revamp it for my new blog. kill me. 

[tahthetrickster]

ahaha holy fuck

Jack Nicholson: HEEERE’S JOHNNY! [kitty sticks his lil head through as woman screams in background]

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

this cat has an impeccable sense of comedic timing.

[gummyghouls-blog]

[helsiing-blog]

out. confirmed, in latin the world is a big shithole.

[technicolorrelays]

[helsiing-blog]

centuriesendured:

“Nothing special? Well I beg to differ my dear. Vanessa Helsing is a name that definitely speaks for itself.”

               ❛     that might be my name, but i’m still the same person i was before all this shit started.     ❜

[helsiing-blog]

bitchculebra:

“    i want enough blood to turn one vampire,  ”      hair tumbles down her shoulder as she cocks her head, a grin plastering on her face.    “  in return, i’ll help you be the hero who saves the world from vampires.  ”

                 ❛     i never wanted to be a hero, you know.      ❜     she sighed, adding a slight shake of her head to portray her distaste to the title.     ❛     but i guess turning vampires into humans is basically my purpose now, right?      ❜     arms crossed over her chest, vanessa mimics the vampire before her with a small tilt of her head added by a casual shrug.      ❛     i have other ways of turning vampires than just blood. i can bite them, too. same effect.      ❜

[helsiing-blog]

out. also i saw someone say that van helsing is awful because it’s “so canadian” and wtf? fuck you?

[erenjeagerswifey]

“Dont mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.”

Anonymous (via levi-has-the-booty)

[deadpoolandspider-man]

We had to do a few takes to get it right.

[helsiing-blog]

                ❛     you saw what i did to them, and i’ll do worse to you if you don’t back off.     ❜

                       -------------------------- open starter.

[grincarved]

theaxidous:

                                                  it’s a dog-eat-dog world                                           and i’ve got bigger teeth than you

[helsiing-blog]

roses are red violets are blue my muse is badass she’ll beat the shit outta you.