ur high-ness 27 | heavily caffeinated | BC 18+

| capricorn sun | leo rising | cancer moon |bad rad and frequently mad

[happyheidi]

[happyheidi]

ig: vaughanhouse

[alleycatboy]

i'm rooting for the evil women with small tits

[disgustinggf]

i love funny men like hahahaha why am i naked rn

[sludgesoup-archive]

buffy good shirts compilation V1

[513-deactivated20160624]

Your skin isn't glowing bitch you just oily

[draculasswife-deactivated202212]

German dagger.

[chaoticprincxss]

Spooky season is almost here and this is all I want lmao

[reactionpicarchive]

[aflo]

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

[grimeclown]

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

[mochibat]

Yeah, you just catch it

[kool-aidpipelining01]

Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

[miss-nerdy-mess-deactivated2023]

Then I just use a spear instead.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas and for what. why would you do that to the ecosystem

[blessedwildapplegirl]

[askpredetor]

[lylylylylylylylyly]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[sadistic-mind]

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]