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Except before the primordial entity that is possessing your copy of Gitaroo Man scares you, he begs you to stop emulating the game at a cropped 16:9 and turn off your TV's motion smoothing.

wheel-skellington

normally petty arguments about small cultural differences are whatever, its just what youre used to normally but

there is literally no advantage at all to a bag of milk and a designated milk bag pitcher

wheel-skellington

like if the milk MUST be in a bag for whatever reason, at least put a spigot on it like a bag of wine or those emergency water bags

wheel-skellington

i -really- need to clarify that the bag milk people would be much less annoying if they were just like ‘yeah its what im used to i like it’ but instead you bring up bag milk and they will each give you a different, imagined, and often conflicting personal reason why they are actually better

if one person says easier to pour, one person says more recyclable, and one person says efficient storage (especially if all three have an alternative that is better than both bags and jugs, glass) then you know that its cope and each reason is made up. (also i almost forgot that one lunatic who said it makes the milk expire slower????)

anyway recycling plastic in any form is a myth and the best milk experience ive ever had was rectangular and stackable glass bottles that are completely recyclable

lemonade-squid

We really had it right in the 40s with the milk man stuff

wheel-skellington

AND you could fuck the milk man!!!

sparrowlucero

its kind of distressing how you can tell a lot of people see popular indie artists and writers and such as like "a Celebrity but one which i stand a half decent chance of bullying to death"

wordcubed

magsdoodle

soooo is this what you guys meant when you asked for pain

organhound

-- The Power of The Sun --

super-metroid

we know more about mario 64 than we do about earth's oceans

holdonearmbar

whats more important, the earths ocean or if L is actually real?

I know my pick.

depsidase

halondrus

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

cryptotheism

Teqila got me involved in a six elf pile up

toastyglow

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

qcharlie

please god watch this right now

fangirltothefullest

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

javacad0

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

cutekittenlady

I just call em the Weasler family.

javacad0

Genius.

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

mevil

notvoid

hollypunkers

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”