i'll eat some breakfast then change the world

[theconcealedweapon]

Anyone else think something is fucked up about the fact that of a group of 12 randomly selected women, all 12 have been assaulted by men?

[lizzie-mcguire]

[abigailasper-blog]

[cheerupghost]

petition to ban “slideshow” as an article format on the internet

[bob-belcher]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling someone ‘You are shit’ and ‘You ain’t shit’ are both insults.

[roaringstream]

But “You are not shit” is a reassurance

[bironmanconfirmed]

And “you are not the shit” is an insult

[astargatelover]

And “You are the shit” is a compliment.

[bironmanconfirmed]

I present to you the English language

[hemustbeuptosomething]

someone: my favourite holiday is christmas!

me, an intellectual, my head adorned with a silver star and with a pink feather boa draped around my shoulders, covered in sequins and rose petals as golden rain falls behind me and the shirtless hunky drummers who follow me around 24/7: my favourite holiday is Eurovision

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[nothingtopredict]

[approach]

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[bob-belcher]

[lobstronomousskeleton]

Innovator 

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[love-personal]

[heartwolf]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS HAPPY GOAT INSTEAD

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[sleighinbedgrowyrhair]

i say pick all four of em and rotate them out daily until the viewers/contestants realize they’re not all the same man