[xcleanx]

i hope every single person on this planet finds someone who they can admit to that they are just too soft for all of it

[doctorabbylockhart]

is the whale still hanging at the national history museum and do people still lie under it

[heartwolf]

I remembered my tumblr password. Is ANYONE even still here?

[byersbvckley]

GENERAL KIRIGAN / THE DARKLING / ALEKSANDER MOROZOVA.

[chickadeegreen]

a happy plant 😊🌿

[simonsaquascapeblog]

And now a composition of the evolution of my tank

[nynph-desiree]

Plants 🌱

[wafflehousewarrior]

I’m so glad that they gave us dumbass Steve Harrington this season. They really didn’t hold anything back, they just let him flaunt his dumbassary out in the open like the clueless, big haired, ice cream slinging dumbass that he is.

[insomniac-arrest]

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

[lawyerchronicles]

Horse girls win battles.

[feministism]

[pennyroyalprincess-deactivated2]

a survival instinct if you may

[blu-acocoxochitl]

^ that one!

[dwaynethe-crocjohnson]

i don’t know what else to do

[bibliophelia]

I firmly believe that there’s a “right” time to read a certain book. It’s okay if you’re interested in a book and it sits on your shelf for years. Maybe it didn’t call out to you when you wanted something to read because it was waiting for the right time to mean the most to you. Not saying this is always the case, but this has happened enough to recognize the magic.

[thicctorhugo]

Hozier, Florence Welch, Bastille and Lorde all channel the energy of the gods.

Hozier is Hades: the lord of the underworld, a dark woodland creature, a fae king and a obvious sub

Florence Welch is Demeter: she brings growth, joy and power, she is strength and softness in one, her music is nourishment of the soul

Bastille are Promethius (I know he’s not a god but he’s lowkey better than half of them): they rule the broken cities, their kingdom is a wasteland but they remember when it had hope

Lorde is Artemis: too long plagued by unwanted male attention, a youthful spirit but an old soul, strong and unforgiving

[aslongasitsrealtoyou]

[neurodivergent-karen]

Someone: Why do you like Bastille so much.

Me: Sir, that's my emotional support band.

[thehauntingofomashu]

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane (to their dream job in Paris) for Ross fucking Geller

[wonderwomemes]

7 years ago on this day, Little Numbers was Trending worldwide and @heartwolf completely wrecked us all. 

[heartwolf]

Nuts. After years of it being way back hidden in my brain, I randomly reread what I wrote all that time ago.

Whaaaat happened back then?! Worldwide trend on Twitter. Unbelievable.

Sorry, these are incoherent thoughts and most of you, like me, left tumblr anyway, but god damn.

Edit to say that I don't know why this font suddenly got huge. I don't know how to tumblr anymore.

And then I'd also like to say that the support and love you showed me back then isn't ever forgotten. ❤️