Henry Clay Updates

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he’s not in independence hall because he’s dead

[andrewjacksonupdates]

Hes dead

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they’re probably both dueling each other wherever the fuck they are

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with such disappointment i hate to announce that henry clay is STILL DEAD.

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he’s not celebrating john quincy adams’ birthday because they’re both dead</3

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he’s dead. he’s not going to run for president in 2028 unfortunately

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he’s not celebrating america 250 because he’s dead.

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he’s dead. sorry to disappoint

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he’s not at burger king because hes dead

[ludovicus-phytalmios]

Today is the anniversary of Henry Clay's death.

[lanfykins]

I know almost nothing about Clay, but he defended Burr in one of the early Burr Conspiracy trials in 1807, before everything went completely tits-up.

[theballadofquincy]

I was going to tag someone, but you already reblogged it from them ^^"

@henryclayupdates How’s Henry Clay doing, irregardless?

[henryclayupdates]

he’s dead. prolly frolicking with Quincy or something

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he’s not frolicking with j. quincy adams because he’s DEAD. he’s six feet under.

[polkposting]

Henry Clay is absolutely terrible to my gut

Working like this painful

[henryclayupdates]

he’s not a parasite. he’s dead

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he’s dead

[quincys-non-corrupt-bargain]

DAMNIT

[ask-secretary-clay]

QUINCY. you know i’m not dead. it’s all FAKE NEWS

[quincys-non-corrupt-bargain]

ah hooray! you did not perish in a duel, which is good… no one perished, right, mr. clay? right…?

[henryclayupdates]

i have news for you

[henryclayupdates]

he’s rolling in his grave

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he’s dead