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All 7 Toddlers as children

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The baby sitter looks like he regrets getting involved with this family.

and he lets the toddlers know he regrets getting involved with this family.

What with that look, Cinnimon? o_O”

Oh, you made a mess. Of course. You sh** head.

Tisane: “No, not again! NO FIRE!” 

Thankfully the fire did not spread and the stove was saved.

Tisane: “Free, FREE AT LAST!!!”

Tisane makes cakes and celebrates getting to get ride of the toddlers.

Tisane: “Now you guys, I am sending you all off to boarding school the second you age up. So go ahead and blow out your birthday candles!”  ^_^

Tisane helps the toddlers with blowing out their birthday candles.

and with that Tisane has survived raising 7 toddlers on her own with only a little bit of help from the babysitter, when he felt like showing up.

Photos of all 7 toddlers as children.

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Tisane reminds the toddlers that she’s going to send all of them to boarding school the second they get old enough.

and so to keep with the theme of laziness, Tisane continues to feed the toddlers on the floor. Anise doesn’t seem to mind though. 

Tisane: “So, I think it’s time you go and try to make some friends to bother instead of bothering me all the time. Ok?”

Peppermint tries to make friends with a local stray cat, and the cat is really tolerant of it. awww, look at the tolerant kitty! ^__^

Tisane decides to try out a new parenting method... being a good parent! Wow, revolutionary thinking, Tisane!

All the toddlers are happy about this.... except Nettle Leaf, I don’t know what her problem is. I mean, aside from clearly needing a bath. 

Awww, they’re playing. Camomile actually looks almost adorable.

But unbeknownst to Camomile, what’s really going through Tisane’s head is:

“Goblin King, Goblin King, where ever you may be, come take this child of mine far away from me!”

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With the baby sitter around to help care for the toddlers, Tisane has been able to get more sleep.

She even has time to write a novel, which she self publishes because we really need money. We only have so many things in the house we can sell for food.

Though the downside is the baby sitter always leaves, leaving everything to Tisane who is passed out on the floor pretty much all the time.

Nettle Leaf, why do you look like you’re the reason both Tisane and Peppermint are passed out behind you?

and of course while I get up to get some water a fire breaks out in the kitchen. Well, at least we had that sprinkler system installed after the last fire.

Tisane: “What dies it all mean?!”

Tisane realizes that caring for all 7 of these toddlers will probably be just as bad when they become children.

That is when she formulates a plan to send them all to boarding school, far away from her to become someone else problem.

Tisane : “Just 9 more days... then I can send them all away!”

But first, it’s time to pass out on the floor again.

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Just another day of the baby sitter not showing up even though he’s still getting paid...

Tisane wonders how she got herself into this situation...

Tisane: “Stupid babby sitter never showing up, leaving everything to me even though I paid him in advance.” *grumble, grumble*

Tisane passes out in the hallway, Rosehip looks upset by this

Camomile and Mulberry decide to take advantage of the situation and get into trouble while Tisane is passed out on the floor a few feet away

Once Tisane wakes up and see the mess she isn’t too happy about it and yells at everyone involved.

Tisane: “Your tears mean nothing to me!”

Tisane: “Ok, this is like the 5th time I’ve called your agency for a babysitter and they never show up! PLEASE at least show up this time!”

Hey look, the babysitter showed up this time! ^_^

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Another day and the Herbal Tea family is still alive. Somehow.

While preparing breakfast Tisane can’t help but wonder if anyone would notice if she was missing a kid or two.... or three.

While deep in contemplation over her murdering decisions a fire break out and Tisane looks... indifferent to it.

Tisane: “Yes, let it all burn down. BURN TO THE GROUND MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

Of course the tiny demons all file in to cry about the fire in front of it.

Tisane: “Oh sh**, if they all die in a fire I will get blamed for sure! I better put it out!”

Don’t look at me like this is my fault! You’re the one that started the fire, I just told you to make breakfast when you were exhausted and had 0 cooking skills.... ok, so maybe I am partly to blame as well, but you still gotta eat, so yeah....

Just put the fire out, Tisane.

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And so we start a brand new 7 Toddler Challenge. Will Tisane being able to raise all 7 toddlers to childhood without killing them or getting herself killed? Will the Toddlers drive her insane or will she burn the house down first? Only time will tell!

“OMG it’s a child! EWWW!”

Well, things are already starting off great.

Tisane set up a nice little play room with everything a toddler could possible need to keep them entertained. Everyone is looking pretty happy so far-

Wow, that was quick...

Tisane, exhausted from cooking and caring for these little terrors decides to skip putting the kids in their high chairs to feed them and just throws the food on the floor for them to grab before passing out on the floor next to said food.

The toddlers do not look amused.

Expect for Rosehip. She’s like “I’m a baby, I don’t give a s*** where my food is served!”

Anise doesn’t seem to agree with Rosehip’s positive outlook on life.

Meanwhile Tisane decides to lock her bedroom door and ignore her responsibilities for a while to catch up on her sleep.

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Since I lost all the files for my last sims family, I’ve decided to start a new sim family to do the 7 Toddler Challenge again ^_^

Generation 0 - Tisane Herbal Tea

Generation 1 - Anise Herbal Tea - Camomile Herbal Tea - Nettle Leaf Herbal Tea - Mulberry Herbal Tea - Rosehip Herbal Tea - Peppermint Herbal Tea - Cinnamon Herbal Tea

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Cinnamon (/ˈsɪnəmən/ SIN-ə-mən) is a spice obtained from the inner bark of several tree species from the genus Cinnamomum. Cinnamon is used mainly as an aromatic condiment and flavoring additive in a wide variety of cuisines, sweet and savoury dishes, breakfast cereals, snackfoods, and traditional foods. The aroma and flavor of cinnamon derive from its essential oil and principal component, cinnamaldehyde, as well as numerous other constituents, including eugenol. - Cinnamon wikipedia

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Peppermint (Mentha × piperita, also known as Mentha balsamea Wild.) is a hybrid mint, a cross between watermint and spearmint. Indigenous to Europe and the Middle East, the plant is now widely spread and cultivated in many regions of the world.  It is occasionally found in the wild with its parent species. - Peppermint wikipedia

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The rose hip, also called rose haw and rose hep, is the accessory fruit of the rose plant. It is typically red to orange, but ranges from dark purple to black in some species. Rose hips begin to form after successful pollination of flowers in spring or early summer, and ripen in late summer through autumn. - Rose hip wikipedia

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Morus, a genus of flowering plants in the family Moraceae, comprises 10–16 species of deciduous trees commonly known as mulberries, growing wild and under cultivation in many temperate world regions.[1] The closely related genus Broussonetia is also commonly known as mulberry, notably the paper mulberry, Broussonetia papyrifera. Mulberries are fast-growing when young, but soon become slow-growing and rarely exceed 10–15 metres (30–50 ft) tall. The leaves are alternately arranged, simple and often lobed and serrated on the margin. Lobes are more common on juvenile shoots than on mature trees. - Morus (plant) wikipedia

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Urtica dioica, often called common nettle, stinging nettle (although not all plants of this species sting) or nettle leaf, is a herbaceous perennial flowering plant in the family Urticaceae. It is native to Europe, Asia, northern Africa, and North America, and introduced elsewhere.[1][2] The species is divided into six subspecies, five of which have many hollow stinging hairs called trichomes on the leaves and stems, which act like hypodermic needles, injecting histamine and other chemicals that produce a stinging sensation upon contact ("contact urticaria").[3][4] The plant has a long history of use as a source for traditional medicine, food, and tea.  - Urtica dioica wikipedia

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Chamomile (American English) or camomile (British English; see spelling differences) (/ˈkæməˌmaɪl, -ˌmiːl/ KAM-ə-myl or KAM-ə-meel[1][2]) is the common name for several daisy-like plants of the family Asteraceae. Two of the species are commonly used to make herb infusions thought to have medicinal uses, although there is no high-quality evidence they are effective. - Chamomile wikipedia

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Anise (/ˈænɪs/;[3] Pimpinella anisum), also called aniseed,[4] is a flowering plant in the family Apiaceae native to the eastern Mediterranean region and Southwest Asia.[5]

Its flavor has similarities with some other spices, such as star anise,[4] fennel, and liquorice. It is widely cultivated and used to flavor food and alcoholic drinks, especially around the Mediterranean. It served as a carminative in herbal medicine. - Anise wikipedia

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Herbal teas — less commonly[1] called tisanes (UK and US /tɪˈzæn/, US also /tɪˈzɑːn/)[2] — are beverages made from the infusion or decoction of herbs, spices, or other plant material in hot water. They do not usually contain caffeine.[3] Herbal teas should not be confused with true teas (e.g., black, green, white, yellow, oolong), which are prepared from the cured leaves of the tea plant, Camellia sinensis), nor with decaffeinated tea, in which the caffeine has been removed. Like beverages made from true teas, herbal teas can be served hot or cold. - Herbal tea wikipedia

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Well, my computer died and I lost all my save files. RIP Herbal Tea Family, you will be missed.