Herbert

I like brokkoli

[ladysatoru]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[renviary]

<3

[ourlady0fsorrows-deactivated202]

alabasta arc is great you can literally pinpoint the exact moment that Sanji realises he’s bisexual

[incredubious]

acesan page I did for @opblondebombshells !!! Check out the zine if ya can <3

[littleblackraincloudofcourse]

I ship Luffy with Zoro because they have a singular devotion to and understanding of one another that leaves no room for anyone else. They would and have literally die for eachother. Their love transcends anything romantic or sexual into something like worship. There is nothing and no one that matters to them more that seeing the other achieve their dreams, even when that could cost them their own.

I ship Ace with Sanji because even though they only had a short time together there was an obvious and instant connection. Both of them spent most of their lives tragically unloved and unappreciated. Even though they both eventually found their true families I still think they deserve more. I love the idea of the happiness they could bring eachother and wish they had a chance to find it.

I ship Sabo with Law because they seem like two of the most unhinged psychopaths in existence. The two of them together would be more chaotic than Hannigram and I would LOVE to watch that. Sabo could burn down the world with a smile on his face and Law could cut through anyone who dared to challenge them. I just love the possibilities.

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[tooies]

won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

[stuckinapril]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

[foodandfriends]

(-_-) (^_^) (>_<) <- the girls

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[spitblaze]

[jimmydevs-deactivated20181005]

what r u taking in uni

Mainly the piss

[manga-meow]

[mens-rights-activia]

[headspace-hotel]

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

[rylandgraces]

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

[dragkingandreweldritch]

nature is healing

[androgynosaurus]

Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!

[cyberth0t-deactivated20260111]

me constantly releasing press junkets about my OCs like they are actual celebrities and i am their PR agent