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[airesgay]

How to talk to children: A Guide

[warandpeas]

Nazi Tree

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[gentlechaosgoblin]

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

[dinuguan]

[nessa007]

me every minute of every day:

[courtnywhitmore]

[tittytaytay]

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

[thebootydiaries]

boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight

me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

[weirdlandtv]

No go area.

Another one by German artist, Michael Sowa (1945)—posted solely for the tough baby chicken on the left.

[catinued-deactivated20190902]

i want to smoke with them

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[buystars]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[seinfeldr]

[0iqgremlin]

[sizvideos]

[catchymemes]