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âFor a sacred duty youâre a bit rubbish at it.â
âYeah well, Iâm adopted. Itâs not a gift that comes naturally."
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@herckinnon
lilyebbaâ:
âFor a sacred duty youâre a bit rubbish at it.â
âYeah well, Iâm adopted. Itâs not a gift that comes naturally."
antheamckinncnâ:
âYour reputation and personality?â
âI didnât come over here to be roasted, Ants, I just wanted some advice.â
14 february 1980 ;;
cordellaearlineâ:
âNo, you donât have to do that. Iâm just saying, we donât have to make a big deal out of it, if you donât want to, or if it would be weird.â
âIt wouldnât be weird. I know you donât like advertising our relationship, so it was quiet dinner. At the restaurant we had our first date in. Too much?â
14 february 1980 ;;
âThis is my first Valentineâs Day in like three years where I havenât been single.â
âIf you want we can just pretend itâs any normal day.â Sheâs only half joking.
âI mean we can. Would you prefer that? I can cancel plans.â
antheamckinncnâ:
âIâm preparingâ preparing you for the worst.â
âIâm not really that horrible of a choice for boyfriend for her, am I? Iâm a good-looking, financially stable, employed guy thatâs madly in love with their daughter. Whatâs there to hate?â
14 february 1980 ;;
âThis is my first Valentineâs Day in like three years where I havenât been single.â
andromedastellaâ:
âReally? I didnât think dogs would go for broccoli so much. Or any vegetable, really. Maybe sheâll eat them if I tell her that your dog like them. She loves dogs.â
âHeâs a weird dog, heâll eat just about anything. Cauliflower is his favorite.â Hercules chuckles. âThatâs an interesting technique to get a kid to eat broccoli, but I approve.â
antheamckinncnâ:
âItâs true! Thatâs not my fault.â
âItâs mean, though. Youâre bullying me.â
marxcusbletchleyâ:
âWhy not? Iâd say Iâm a pretty honest bloke.â He said dryly, though smirked and proceeded to clutch at his chest, feigning hurt.Â
âYouâre a pretty something bloke. I have yet to decide what exactly.â
âCanât argue with solid logic like that. I stand corrected.âÂ
âEverything I say is true. I promise.â
âThatâs a lie, but Iâll concede on this point. As a whole, I canât say I trust your judgment.â
andromedastellaâ:
âWell, she is six, so a broccoli floating about and tapping her mother on the head is the height of wit. So I think she wouldnât have given it to a pet even if we had one.â
âI mean sheâs not wrong, that is pretty funny. Ah, donât let her meet my dumbass dog, then. Galileo loves broccoli.âÂ
antheamckinncnâ:
âBecause youâve been dating her for two seconds and her parents donât like you.â
âHarsh, Ants, jeez.â
âYikes.â
âI thought you liked this shirt.â
antheamckinncnâ:
âI mean yeah, but really?â They shake their head. âClaire and David wonât be happy.â
âThey love Cordella, why would they be mad?â
âCanât argue with solid logic like that. I stand corrected.âÂ
âYou should never argue with me, period. And yet you always do.â
âHey, Iâm a big brother, itâs my natural instinct to try and prove everyone younger than me wrong. Itâs my sacred duty.â
herckinnonâ:
âCanât argue with solid logic like that. I stand corrected.âÂ
âIt really is unassailable, isnât it? I said her plate had to be devoid of vegetables before she got dessert. Unfortunately I didnât say she had to eat them.â
âProbably wouldâve been a more foolproof plan if you had a pet to eat it off the floor, instead of just rogue broccoli floating around, but still. That kidâs a genius.â
âAre youâ are you serious?â
He snorts. âI can be serious if I wannaâ be.â