“steel magnolias” (1989) starters
Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.”
“Very good, [name]! Spoken like a true smartass!”
“[Name], you sound almost chipper today. What happened? You run over a small child or something?”
“I love [name], and I pray for her every day. Sometimes twice.”
“I’m having an affair with a Mercedes Benz.”
“I don’t like her. I don’t trust anyone who does their own hair. I don’t think it’s natural.”
“I just want to hit somebody until they feel as bad as I do!”
“I just want to know why! I want to know why [name]’s life is over!”
“You’re jealous, because you no longer have a say in what I do, and that drives you up the wall. You’re ready to spit nails because you can’t call the shots.”
“I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ‘cause they’re trash, and they got nothing but naked people in ‘em! And I don’t read books, ‘cause if they’re any good, they’re gonna make ‘em into a miniseries.”
“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
“You need a radio, takes the pressure off of everyone feeling they have to talk so much.”
“We went skinny-dipping and did things that frightened the fish.”
“I am not crazy. I’ve just been in a very bad mood for forty years!”
“A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
“That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.”
“I don’t know why you have to make everything so difficult.”
“Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!”
“When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hopping.”
“The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.”
“I wish you could be happy, too.”
“Pink is my signature color.”
“[Name], can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?”
“Please, please, I need your support.”
“The one thing that would make me happy is to have a baby.”
“That wasn’t a very Christian thing to do.”
“There is no such thing as natural beauty.”
“You are playing hard to get!”
“We should handle it the best way we know how and get on with it. That’s what my mind says, I just wish somebody would explain it to my heart.”
“I love you more than my luggage.”
“We are in the house of the Lord!”
“God doesn’t care which church you go, so long as you show up!”
“There, I said it, I hope you’re satisfied.”
“I’m not as sweet as I used to be.”
“I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.”
“Men are supposed to be made out of steel or something.”
“Don’t try to get on my good side. I no longer have one.”
“I am so mad I don’t know what to do!”
“This is it. I’ve found it. I am in Hell!”
“I am just about at the end of my rope with you.”
“If I could adopt one, I would, but I can’t.”
“You are evil, and you must be destroyed.”
“I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.”
“I am going to be very, very careful, nobody is going to be hurt or disappointed or even inconvenienced.”
“I’m fine. I’m fine. I’m fine. I’M FINE!”
“[Name], I’d recognize this penmanship anywhere. You have the handwriting of a serial killer.”
“I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.”
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