My hearing aids are buzzing.

A hard of hearing thirty something cat lady who still hasn't figured it out yet.

[books-read-in-nooks]

me: *opens one nonfiction book*

me:

[writers-hq]

[theheartofariver]

Tag yourself I’m neutral evil @queencandycorn @infinitebookworm05 @bigbooks-strongcoffee @jessethereader

[queencandycorn]

Sometimes I’m chaotic neutral, sometimes I’m neutral evil but I do use book marks most of the time, it’s just they’re not fancy hehe

Ty for the tag @theheartofariver and @infinitebookworm05 :)

[love-a-brit-deactivated20200101]

Ha…on the cusp of chaotic and lawful evil; I am guilty of both dog earring and leaving the book face down. I would NEVER highlight a book of fiction and only consider it with a reference book I intend to keep. 

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

Most often, I am lawful evil. Occasionally I am true neutral and chaotic neutral.

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

If you're looking for a writer, consider hiring me! :)

[deafsuggestion]

anyone: *says something to me*

me: haha yeahh

me in head: what did they just say

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

All day. Every day.

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

My stomach is about to be extremely happy. @bibibopasiangrill (at Columbus, Ohio)

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

@itslenoradear303 instructed us to take this picture. We don't know why. #tobeasaint (at Worthington Kilbourne High School)

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

#saintsfamily #tobeasaint #oipa (at Worthington Kilbourne High School)

[buffysummers]

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

This is painfully relevant.

[pistachiozombie]

thanks

[motivationalquotesforsuccess]

Motivational Quotes For Success

[jedibookshrikeofnorta]

Me* looking at all the unread books on my shelf*

Brain: you need more books

Me: * buys more books*

Brain: lets watch Netflix

Me: * watches Netflix*

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

Every damn time.

[the-honey-dukes-deac]

How I read

A book: Oh, only 180 pages left. I will finish this today. 

A textbook: Another 8 pages?! Are you kidding me?! I can’t do this. It’s really too much to handle. 

[motivationalquotesxyz]

“Every time you judge yourself you break your own heart.”

— Swami Kripalvauanda (via thoughtkick)

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

Finally, a full family portrait for the #anarchycar. #tobeasaint (at Columbus, Ohio)

[here-for-the-plot-twist]

Putting in extra hours before rehearsal to make sure your backdrops are finished. That's what it means #tobeasaint. #columbussaintswinterguard #oipa (at Columbus, Ohio)

[darrencalvert]

Canadian Pokémon emerge from the tall grass.

[nano19865005]

@untitled87121

[sometimesjenniferreads]

relevant to @shitmysecondgraderssay

[shrimpfajitasalacarte]

I can’t believe I get all these jokes.

[gifbro]