WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

Crack Alessi RP blog for Duwangsquad, nothing more to say...

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sockpuppeting.

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Really, did Duwangsquad die while I was on hiatus for most of the year? I’m honestly kind of concerned--I know this year’s been awful, but...

I just wonder what happened.

[heres-alessi]

well, it appears without a doubt that duwangsquad has died

a moment of silence, if you’d all please

[heres-alessi]

YOU ARE WORSHIPING A SUN GOD

[heres-alessi]

where’s my fucking money?

[heres-alessi]

i’m still here somehow

[heres-alessi]

because its the hoilday season 5 more jingle bells in your hair have a good time

oh shit how did i just now see this

[versacebitch22-blog]

today’s Jonathan’s death day anniversary! bye shitlord.

[heres-alessi]

this is not my place to interject, and i’m aware of that, but you really shouldn’t say things like that. you don’t want to get grounded, do you?

[heres-alessi]

i’d take care of this myself, but it’s not my place to do so.

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whoever did this is going to have to answer to lord dio

i just hope they know that

[versacebitch22-blog]

alessi’s hair litterally looks like petshop 

[heres-alessi]

oh, that’s real original, versace. am laugh.

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it’s not a joke im just like in shock. how can someone have such a bad taste in hairstyle? LIke you get up in the morning and choose the look like that? what the fuck man… crime against fashion 

[heres-alessi]

child just let me live my life i’m an adult, let me make my own decisions

[versacebitch22-blog]

you decision are terrible AND I’M 25 NOT A CHILD DICKWEED 

[heres-alessi]

well they’re still mine AND TECHNICALLY I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY 70′s BY NOW SIT DOWN

[versacebitch22-blog]

alessi’s hair litterally looks like petshop 

[heres-alessi]

oh, that’s real original, versace. am laugh.

[versacebitch22-blog]

it’s not a joke im just like in shock. how can someone have such a bad taste in hairstyle? LIke you get up in the morning and choose the look like that? what the fuck man… crime against fashion 

[heres-alessi]

child just let me live my life i’m an adult, let me make my own decisions

[versacebitch22-blog]

alessi’s hair litterally looks like petshop 

[heres-alessi]

oh, that’s real original, versace. am laugh.

[heres-alessi]

i was just watching how the grinch stole christmas

how did anyone get the idea to make a movie about me?

[versacebitch22-blog]

alessi I know you’re ugly but it’s Christmas you don’t have to put yourself down this way

[heres-alessi]

see, versace, i was making a joke.

[heres-alessi]

...i’m referring to the original one, not the tripe with jim carrey in it

[heres-alessi]

much less a christmas classic

everything is more or less accurate aside from sethan being a dog

[heres-alessi]

i was just watching how the grinch stole christmas

how did anyone get the idea to make a movie about me?