i saw the devil in a seven foot meatball sub

do you think about we when they go around loud

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women and femmes, this is mambo no. 6

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lesbians be like "lets watch moomin (1990)"

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buys xanathars guide to everything to name my firstborn with the name lists in the back

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The Rivers Will Run Code Red

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My sauce receptors are broken. I can no longer find my way out of the sauce. Send help. 

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Captains Log, June 22nd 2020. Had another forced Elon kin memory. Oh it was awful. I can't put it into words and yet I will try. I was eating peanut butter, but not in a human way. 

As it turns out Elon doesn't use his mouth to eat. That's his smoke hole. Elon Musk absorbs his food through his nourishment glands. I had to experience it all here. 

I hate the people who cursed me. I hate being an Elon Musk kin. When will scientists learn how to remove government assigned Kins? When will the government let me live my life. I'm tired."

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wou

would anyone like to share some amontillado i have in my basement

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Proudly Announcing Our Candidacy For President!

write in hereshowberniecanstillshitpost and be entered to win the arbys leftovers in my fridge!

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(gerard way voice)

bring out the old guillotine

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ive said it before and ill say it again: bonpi

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first name video last name james

if you make fun of mario i’ll piss on your grave

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Bro I Told You Im Not Paying Fucking Rent This Month Walmart Is Having A Sale On Webkinz And I Already Bought Out The Entire Stock

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sharknado.

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bonpi

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the left side of my face: fine and clear. maybe the slightest hint of acne. overall acceptable.

the right side of my face: disaster. dry and oily at the same time. twelve predominate pimples form a perfect square on my lower cheek. hellfire. children cry in the streets, mothers fall to their knees. night will never come, there is only the hot, white, oppressive sun. the bell tolls and reverberates inside the skulls of the people. synapses tear apart and reassemble endlessly. no one is safe.

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ice water

slorp

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Cuck-O. Was. His. Name-O.