The Least Pool Party You’ve Ever Seen

I post silly hermitcraft and adjacent quotes! These quotes do not belong to me and I am not taking credit!! All credit belongs to the creators :))) 💖🇵🇸

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Hello and welcome to the Least Pool Party Ever, (courtesy of Grian’s Double Life episode 4)! You can call me Cosmos. I post quotes that I’ve collected from hermits and friends’ over the years!

To be very clear, none of what I post belongs to me, all credit goes to the respective creators. If it comes to my attention that any of them express discomfort related to anything I post, I will gladly take it down.

That being said, I hope you enjoy your stay!

My common abbreviations and notes!

S- Season! (Followed by season number)

Assume Hermitcraft is the default if you see S. This is largely a Hermitcraft blog, and if it is from something else it will be specified.

EP- Episode. I will always specify the episode number, as well as whose episode it is. If it is not from an episode (say, a one-off video or another series), the name of the video I recorded it from will be listed. For streams, I list the streamer and the date of the stream.

3L, LL, DL, LimL, SL, WL, PL, NL- 3rd Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, Past Life and Nice Life respectively. Though occasionally I will just write the series name.

EMP- Empires! Don’t have a whole lot of these anymore, but they will pop up occasionally.

Any other series will have its name written out or added to this abbreviations list.

Thanks again for stopping by! Please feel free to send me any asks, though do note that I am not taking more quotes at this time. Also, please excuse any issues with quote formatting or occasional incorrect wording; transcribing from videos is hard! Have a great day!

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Pearl: “Where’s the firefly bush at least? Can I see it?”

Etho: “I-I put it out.”

Pearl: “You put it out? You’re not the firefly fighter.”

Etho: “I can fight fireflies.”

-Pearl and Etho, Pearl’s S11EP9

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“Do you think all of these shenanigans have slightly ruined the economy?”

-Grian, S9EP12

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“Hermits, some of you are very good at hide and seek. And some of you are Skizz.”

-Gem, 4/12/26 charity stream

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“Let me know if you need any more assistance, I am currently doing absolutely nothing but procrastinating for the rest of my day.”

-Sausage, Gem’s Emp S2EP10

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“You guys are launching men into Birch??…I was told to come over here and use a teacher voice but I’m more astounded that you can make a men launcher. Like, who thinks of that? Only men! Only men would think of a men cannon!”

-Piepiesamurai, Avid’s SBK S2EP7

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Grian: “I’ve got a plan.”

Joel: “Is it involving building a submarine cuz that’s what I’m doing currently.”

-Grian and Joel, Grian’s LimLEP4

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Cleo: “Bdubs do you need help.”

Bdubs: “I’m wearing diamond armor, that’s all enchanted, level 30, top to bottom, unbreaking 3 only.”

*Cleo and Etho laugh*

Bdubs: “I HATE MY LIFE. I WENT TO THE DRAGON FOR THIS.”

-Cleo and Bdubs, Etho’s SLEP5

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“What would a cool person wear?—Purple pants, probably?”

-Impulse, Grian’s Minecraft: Guess the Build: Themed

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Today on: a series of weirdly murderous Minecraft events that actually have no real connection to each other, we have our beloved Hermitcraft Admin, Ex-Eye-Zooma-Void!

“All of a sudden I’m conducting murder and there’s a witness.”

-Xisuma, Zedaph’s S9EP4

“And we joined in the strangest of ways—through murder.”

-Xisuma, X’s S9EP1082

X: “I’m a peaceful pirate who’s planning an assassination, Cleo! This doesn’t make any sense!”

Cleo: “Look, assassinations are good!”

-Xisuma and Cleo, X’s S9EP1083

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“I don’t want to be seen—I don’t want him thinking that I’m watching him. I don’t want people thinking I’m a watcher.”

-Grian S11EP10

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Gem: “What are we going to name the allay?”

Grian: “That’s actually a very important question.”

Gem: “I agree. Possibly the most important one.”

Etho: “HOSTAGE.”

Gem and Grian: “…okay.”

-Gem, Grian, and Etho, Grian’s S11EP9

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Sausage: “You’re not going to murder all of us, right?”

Gem: “No, that’s the whole point of the princess character, I’m not even carrying a sword right now!”

Sausage: “You killed BDubs in 2 seconds.”

Gem: “Well, where BDubs is from we kill BDubs a lot.”

-Gem and Sausage, Expanding My Medieval Kingdom (Empires x Hermitcraft crossover)

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“Well, maybe this is the kind of problem I can just keep ignoring.”

-Shubble, Empires S2EP20

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“This time I have a secret weapon! And that is lower expectations.”

-Zedaph, S9EP5

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“I may be sleep deprived, but I’m still a genius.”

-Gem, S9EP17

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“Is Joe living in the trashcan??? JOE?? You’re not trash, Joe!!”

-False, Cub’s S9EP45