I watched Grian for the most part today, so I def missed some. Please add anything you found !! Ngl I fell asleep during the last round of hermitmaster, so I probably missed some good ones then. I’m posting this right after bingo, will update if there’s any more during the ending sequences.
“SHUT UP JIM. SHUT YOUR MOUTH” - Grian
“We’re fifth in spirit!!” - Tubbo
“Oli you have the gun” - Jimmy
*tango, standing literally right at the finish line of ace race with BigB, Grian, and Jimmy all screaming at him to run*
“Yelling at your team doesn’t mean your angry it just means your Grian” - Jimmy
“BDUBS IDK WHAT YOUR SAYIN BUT YOU NEED TO SHUT UP!” - Jimmy
“GEM IS AQUEDUCT” - tango in chat
“LEAVE HER [pearl] BE!!” - Scott
“I would have won if it weren’t for getting shot with nerf guns and bubbles and being force fed cake (:” - Scott
“And they had cows, and Jimmy had horns, and I Burnt Their Base Down :)” - Scar
“IVE NOT PEED MYSELF Its WATER CHAT” - Joel
“He peed himself” - Timmy
“I would like to tell you about beetroot did you know it takes six beetroot to make soup? Get your wallet out—“ - Bdubs
“Aside from Gem, Gem is the gem gem.” - Cleo
*while actively eating a beetroot and gagging* “oh it’s so good. So healthy for you. It’s a lot… it’s a lot more sugary than you’d think” - Bdubs
“[Skizz] you’ve got such a big ass— Kick it in!!” - tango
“Is he [bdubs] in the trash?” *pan to bdubs in the trash* - gem
“Hermits, some of you are really good at hide and seek. And some of you are Skizz” - gem
“We all family here, Hermit man.” - Ollie
“Maybe we try to arrange it like— we have two gay dads. We have two gay moms… maybe we have kids. We need some children. *gasp* two gay grandmas!!” - Joel
“My favorite part was Bdubs from out of a bin going ‘help!” - Grian
“Moxie! It’s moxie! It’s a pokemon ability as well!” - Ollie
“Vorie?” - Ollie
“I feel like your just getting the nip cam” - Grian
“… *notices* WHY is Lizzie’s hair on my desk??” - Grian
*in the background of Grians stream” “oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo” - Ollie
“Grian I didn’t know we were in the inventory” *grian dies* - Gem
“Press D. It’s the one next to f” - Grian
*holding cardboard mumbo (cardbo)* “We’re so chuffed to bits!!” - Impulse I think
Today on: a series of weirdly murderous Minecraft events that actually have no real connection to each other, we have our beloved Hermitcraft Admin, Ex-Eye-Zooma-Void!
“All of a sudden I’m conducting murder and there’s a witness.”
-Xisuma, Zedaph’s S9EP4
“And we joined in the strangest of ways—through murder.”
-Xisuma, X’s S9EP1082
X: “I’m a peaceful pirate who’s planning an assassination, Cleo! This doesn’t make any sense!”
I have got Mumbo Jumbo’s “ I just want to build BIRDS!” and “have i massively misjudged?!!!!! — Have I maSSIVELY MISJUDGED! AHHHHHH” stuck in my head so badly
Hi, here's a (hopefully comprehensive) reference list of hermit catchphrases! The main goal here is to help writers and artists who (like me) might struggle with getting the characterization of some hermits right. Check out more info at the end of the post!
Note: this list updates a lot whenever I get new suggestions, which means reblogs aren't always fully accurate. I've linked this post to the top of my blog so it's easy to access the most recent version :)
Bdubs
Shreep / uh-oh, gotta shreep!
Crastle
I love ya to death
It’s gorgee
Beyootiful
Uh oh!
Hell’s blazes!
Hawsies
YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
Shuddup!
Judas priest!
Bdubs' PERFECT REDSTONE!!
What in the world!
Holy cow!
Nuh-uh!
Hoimycraaaaaf
Whimsy
Trying my heart out
Beef
EEskall
That was my nickname in college!
Nailed it!
Dangit!
Beefy Tunes
Smelly Etho
Opulent
Etho? Oh, yeah, I own him
Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders!
Beef taught Etho about redstone
Oh my goodness!
Oh boy!
What the heck
Oh, baby!
Quote unquote
A ton of __
Cleo
Class dismissed!
I don’t need your stinky torches
I will break your legs
Trash is fish
The answer to everything is leather pants
Not because it’s the sand castle you deserve, but it’s the sand castle I need!
What did you do, Joe….
It's FINE, everything's FINE
Lovely
Silly
I mean...
Not gonna lie...
To be fair...
Cub
DA CREAMADA CROP
Alright guys
Nice, nice
Ladies and gentlemen / ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em
Eeeeasy money
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful
Mmmmmhmmmmmm
Holy smokes
Let's goooo!
Sweet
Oh, baby!
Man, oh man
Without further ado
Peace out
Cheers / cheers, man
There's some heat coming off that thing
Doc
Are you kidding me now?
Alright guys
Can’t touch this
The G.O.A.T.
Etho, get to the damn land man!
It all started when Grian touched my redstone…
Epic
Etho
Uh-huh
Like-a so
Oh snap
Get your snacks!
Holy smokes!
Take care, have a good day, bye bye
Aww snappers!
Aww yeah
Von Sway
I barely know ‘er!
Speaking of llamas
Bright blue bamboo
E. to the T. to the your mum
Beefaroni / Beefers
Speaking of llamas…
That’s what she said!
Free glass
Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders!
Suckerrrr!
Check it out
False
Blimey
Awh dude
Frick
False Supremacy
Oh my goodness
I don't know about you guys, but...
Props to __
I'm not gonna lie...
Gem
Gem is great
Her [name] is [adjective]!
Gem will __ ("Gem will watch Impulse")
Perfect!
Epic
It's true, I swear!
Not gonna lie...
Oh gosh!
Trust the process
Nailed it!
Grian
Hello! My name is Grian
Good… byeeeee!
Pesky bird
My heart! My little heart!
Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK
Can we just agree that Mumbo loses?
What in Queen Elizabeth’s shiny crown was that?
It wasn't me, it was the man in the chicken costume!
SaAaaaAaAnd
Chobblesome
SCAR NO— / NO SCAR—
In theory…
Electric boogalooo
What does this button do?
What on earth?
This is in shambles
Get outta here!
Hear me out...
We don't have __. What we DO have is __
Just straight up
Without further ado
Crack on
Bingo bango
Yes. 100%
Hypno
Right, right
Mmhmm
You guys
Dang guy
Impulse
What’s goin on everyone?
Shovel Shuffle
BEHIND YOU GEM!
Peeps
Geez
Let's goooo!
Are you kidding me?
Oh, man
Now we're talkin'!
Holy smokes
Oh my gosh
How cool is that?
Jeez!
Dang it!
Buddy
Presi (for present)
You bet!
Iskall
Hallo
-skall ("richskall")
That’s mega / that’s looking absolutely mega
Omega
“Excuse me? Sir?”
__ of doom
Okay, lol
And I will see you dudes in the next episode
I’ve had a realization
Oh for goodness sake!
It’s not fat, it’s big-boned
Not gonna lie
SaAaaaAaAnd
Very fine
Great success!
Bird poop
Bumbo Cactoni
Do you even bust? / Do you even bust bro
E
Pag
Jevin
Hypno smells!
Oh my god
Sucker
What the heck
Dude
Man
I swear
Joe
Howdy y’all!
That’s the Joe Hills difference!
I will now say a poem of my own devising
Core concept
Keep adventurin’!
Time skip!
Who’s the guy who conquers death? That’s Joe Hills
No not rage quitting I have to pick up my daughter from school or my wife will rage quit me!
Grow Hills / Expand Joe
Joepacity / Jhost
Keralis
Look into my eyes and nothing but my eyes
Wanna buy a book?
Spank you very much
Just sit back, relax, and enjoy
Like this, like that
I can see my house from here!
Bubbles, Shashwammy, Sweetface, Princess
Lookie lookie at my cookie / lookie lookie at my cookie… no, please don’t
Like-a so
I love your face
I’m a real boy!
I don’t k-nove (know)
Not like this!
Booshes
Clever girl
But first… lemme take a selfie
I’m sinking… mayday mayday we’re sinking! Hallo yes dis is de German coast guard what are you sinking about?
Scary harry larry
I’m alayve!
Breathtaking — no you’re breathtaking
Mm-kay
Oh behave
I’m a simple man
MeOOOow
Welcome to my humble abod-ee
Not too shabby
My face!
My palms are sweaty, mom’s spaghetti
Tag 2 Booga Booga
Stiffy nipples Batman!
First I was afraid, I was petrified...
Mumbo
I worry about myself sometimes
I'm not really quite sure if I like that or not
Yeah… yeah that's looking good… I guess…
Dude!
Chuffed to bits
It’s a bit pants
I’m such a spoon
Oh my word
It’s quite simple, really / it’s actually quite simple
Bonkers
I’ll catch you in the next one. See ya
Off you pop
Oh goodness me!
Hermit challenges — initiation!
All done and dusted
To be frankly honest
Seriously seriously cool
Absolutely nuts
I don’t even know what to say
Iskall I feel sick
Peace, love, and plants
Moon’s big
Mumbo for Mayor
Quite simple
Pearl
Lovely
Bonkers
At this point...
Cheeky / you cheeky
What's this?
Mate
Ren
Now we’re cooking with gas / we be cooking with gas today
Ladies, get in line! / ladies, gentlemen, everybody get in line!
You picking up what I’m putting down
My dudes
Y’know what I’m sayin’
Coming atcha frommmmmm
Dude
Coming from left, right, and center
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Automagically
Jazztastic
Janktastic
Oh baby
Like nobody’s business
Looking absolutely magnificent
Anyhoozle
Twaddle
Renstone
The Octagon is a well-oiled machine!
[word]-age
[word]-ation
[word]-i (to make things plural
You love / hate to see it
I'm just sayin' / if you know what I'm sayin'
Professional __
Jazz
Anyhoozle
Exqueeze me?
Freakin'
Some serious __
What's happenin', baby?
Chesticles
Scar
Scarred for life
Woah, what in the world!
It’s gonna be am-ay-zing
LOOK at the siiiiize of that
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Looking super fancy
Let’s hit super fast build mode!
Look at the size of that
Appreciate ya
Hotguy!
Operation: Aquathunder!
That’s what she said!
Rapscallion
You silly goose
Oh, sweet baby Jellie!
Bayum! / Bam!
The bee's knees
Easy peasy, orangey squeezy
Stress
Are you havin’ a giggle? / are you takin the mic?
Mate
Oh my god / oh my gosh / oh my good gordons
Gorgeous
Plonker
Geezer
Ohhhhh nooooo!
Yeeeesshhh
I legged it
Such a pro / I'm such a pro
Proper __
Cheeky
Bloke
Thingamajig
Ain't
[word]-age
[word]-ies
Tango
Happy fun sauce
-ificator, -inator, -ness, -tastic
Skadoodle
Fearsome bunny slippers
Noob juice
So here’s the deal
Holding shift
Shwoop
Flim flam
Poop came out
Extra dumb with dumb sauce / __ of extra dumb
Flee with extra flee! / fleeing with terror!
Boom booms
Gah!
The dungeon is ready for its next victim
Behold!
Results may vary!
I think my math is correct, but it’s been known to be wrong
This is the worst timeline. I hate everything
Big no!
You— you freak of nature!
Jerkface
Jerkbutt
Excellent
How embarassing
This is true
Zombert
Bits
This I gotta see!
Right in the face!
[word] is happening
Yeah baby!
Stupid jerks
Boop
This is the best / worst thing ever!
Niner niner niner
[general unintelligible noises]
TFC
What in tarnation!
Crap-tacular
Humongous
Butt-ugly
Ugly as sin
Oh, goody
Ender-twits
Bugger
Oh, fart
For crying out loud
Wels
Words are hard
If you will
Super __
xB
Aww yeah
Mmkay
Son of a biscuit
Pretty frickin' __
Man
Get frickin' wrecked!
Chestacle
Dang it
Staaph it
Oy vey
Crap on a cracker
Dang it, Bobby!
Dang guy
Xisuma
Oh goodness me
Oh dangit
Geez
Peeps
I’m such a derp
Oh my days
Chooturial
Issooma
Allo
Woa’ah
Brought (instead of bought)
My dude
Achacha
Zed
Hello hello hello
A-good a-bye
Muckin' about
I lied
TaaaAAnnGoOOooooOOOo
Hu-jah!
Pretty darn __
Certainly
Rubbish
I'm [word]-ing
[word] me
[word]-iness
What happens is...
Get kersplatted!
Epic
Oh my goodness!
More Info
So I'm currently writing a HC fic and realized how little I know about some of the hermits (I unfortunately don't have time to watch all of them), which made it really difficult to depict them properly in my writing. I'm assuming at least some of you might also struggle with this, so, here we are!
If you know of a catchphrase from any hermit from any season, comment, reblog, send me a an ask or dm, dm me on discord, whatever works the best :D
Note: when I say "catchphrase," I mean anything a hermit repeats over an extended period of time. It can be something said during a single season (like "You'll speak when spoken to!" or "Hermit Challenges!"), or something that spans their entire careers (like "Aww snappers!" or "Plonker"). I'm not looking for one-off quotes that are never bought up again — there's some great sources (like @hermitcraft-correct-quotes) for that already :)
Sources (which will hopefully expand with time):
This reddit post from four years ago
This other reddit post also from four years ago
Reddit from three years ago
This cute diagram
A more up to date source
Another
Xisuma's dictionary on his website
HC character tv tropes page
This incredible google doc
