Waterboy @hermy-waterboy - Tumblr Blog

SDN hero/janitor Herman he- or uh- I'm uh- Waterboy! On the- I'm on the website! Now!

I made this account t-to support the- and the- g-go Z-team!!

Ohgosh I hope these people are ni- uh- n-not mean...

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My toe is bleeding and I felt the need to tell you

O-oh, that's not good- um you should get a-a bandaid!

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Can I give you a little kiss on the cheek? you seem like you could use a lil smooch

O-oh um, sure?? I've never had- uh nobody's ever offered to um- do that- k-kiss me on the- on the cheek- or at all really-...

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*the tall lady is visibly enraged at the man and instead takes out a large empty sack*

"Well, time for the oldest trick in the book"

"C'MERE BOY!!!!"

*She runs full speed at you before shoving the sack over your body and hoisting it over her shoulder as she runs off with you inside the sack*

AH! DON'T- UM- P-PLEASE PUT ME DOWN!? I-I'LL UM- I-I'M A SUPERHERO!!

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cabinette

Waterboy goes on a trip. ha

hermy-waterboy

I-I like Shawarma...

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Do you ever :3 or ( ^ω^ ) or possibly even ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

I do! I-I love to do those- m-make those faces!

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hermy-waterboy

Do you ever get so tired with work that you gotta kiss men to calm down

-@sdns-tech-guy

Yeah... Uh- I mean no- uh not- not that I uh- not that I do-

sdns-tech-guy

Dang man you should do it more

hermy-waterboy

I don't think- I-I mean I would but- there aren't- and the men I know are- and- I-I just- um- I can't-

What music do you tend to enjoy? Any suggestions for what I could listen to?

—Jaws

Oh! I-I love music! My favorite genre- uh, kind of music, is m-metal, but I also like um Punk! Punk bands- and the people- they're so nice! Uh to me!

I-I recommend Iron Maiden or G-Ghost or uh- Dead Kennedy's!

I-If you're just getting into- uh just started listening to um m-met- uh, those kinds of bands, th-then I think you should listen- or uh try Black Sabbath or um... Sex Pistols! They're really- um, pretty good!!

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Do you ever get so tired with work that you gotta kiss men to calm down

-@sdns-tech-guy

Yeah... Uh- I mean no- uh not- not that I uh- not that I do-

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The lion mustn't concern itself with the green illuminati....

I'm... s-so confused...

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youre such a cutie patootie

Oh th-thank you! I've been getting that- uh- being told that a lot! Um recently!

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Do you ever wake up in a grilled cheese sandwich from work worrying about the fish in your shoe only to calm down because the fish sticks are on your foot? It really makes one wonder the color green and its connections to the illuminati...

Um I-I don't-... What..?

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does your body temperature affect the temperature of water?

Th-the water that comes out- uh, comes from me, from uh inside- uh- my- my power- um- y-yes, it does

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I read “hermy” as Horny

WHA- NO that's not- i-it's just my name! Not- not that!

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waterboy u like the movie cocaine bear?

I haven't- that- i-is that a real movie?

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