Golem

What's up?

[officialgolem]

Sup? I got the app because Courtney made me, but its all cool.

-DM's are fine, just dont be weird.

-Asks are also fine, again dont be weird.

-Mainly sfw

-any pronoun

-might be inaccurate, sorry first time doing this

[badlydrawnwaterbae]

a very boring day at SDN so waterboy and flambae decide to play tag in-between dispatches

[officialgolem]

So thats why theyve been running around..

Hey @robert-robertson-the-third did you know abt this?

[ask-the-intern-sdn]

Is it weird that I'm starting to grow numb to all the weird stuff that happens around here.

Maybe it's because none of its been directed me yet or maybe it's the fact that everyone else also seems to be numb to it to a degree.🐍

[officialgolem]

Nah it's not weird, you just get used to it after a while

[ironicorange]

i missed drawing him

[officialgolem]

THINK FAST!!

(She tried to pie him in the face, but it just kinda landed on his chest. Whoops.)

….SLOOP WEEEKKKK! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[ @alesbianslipperyslope ]

[Golem looks down at his chest, now covered in whipped cream and pie guts.]

...Was this apple pie? Also what the fuck dude?

[officialgolem]

I just had the most delicious meal ever icl.

[roberts0n3]

Drink your water hydrate

I will just not right now.

[officialgolem]

I know youre lying.

[siyelius]

they’re not telling robert what happened (he alr saw the cctv footage)

[officialgolem]

So that means you know what happened to these two? @mechamanthethird

[officialgolem]

Really not wanting to clock into work today.

[mechadickthethird]

Sitting here and thinking about the fact I should probably get some furniture in my apartment

[officialgolem]

Yo if you need help moving stuff around I could help 👍

[officialgolem]

Today's a boring ass shift.

[verymoistguy12212]

I- I have HAD IT w-with stupid nicknames! W-Wet-fart-boy, precum-boy- So I pre- Present to you- Flanbae. Everyone laugh- NOW.

[officialgolem]

This is pretty good.

[mechamanthethird]

Sssooo how's Chadsworth doing?

- @batmanz

he's awake and doing just fine. we're just hanging out.

this morning though, i managed to shove him off me, take beef on a walk, and sic beef on him without him waking up.

i got a photo of beef half laying on his face while he was out. he doesn't know that though.

[officialgolem]

Can we get a photo of that?

[blondestblazer]

SDN offers free therapy to people now

It’s mandatory too so if any of you don’t show up I will find you. And drag you by the hair.

Professionally! 🫶

[officialgolem]

@mechamanthethird

[mandynotblazer]

Don’t you just love it when you make it home after the longest shift of your life

And then you walk into your livingroom to see FIFTEEN BASKETS OF EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS ??

I cannot do this anymore 💔 who wants these before I move Tf out and never tell anyone my adress ever again

[officialgolem]

Can I have some? For a friend..

[mandynotblazer]

Take all of it Golem. It’s all yours.

[officialgolem]

Oh sweet, but uh..If I dont show up to work tomorrow, just dont worry.

[mandynotblazer]

Don’t you just love it when you make it home after the longest shift of your life

And then you walk into your livingroom to see FIFTEEN BASKETS OF EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS ??

I cannot do this anymore 💔 who wants these before I move Tf out and never tell anyone my adress ever again

[officialgolem]

Can I have some? For a friend..

[mechamanthethird]

I'm gonna throw a bucket of water on you

please don't. i really dont want to have to dispatch while soaking wet.

[officialgolem]

Dw man I'll block it 👍👍