-Okay he’d actually be a pretty great friend and would help you out any time you needed something. You need help rearranging your furniture? No problem. Someone stole your purse? He’s on his way. He’d save your ass any time a monster came around.
-Although you’re probably screwed if you need emotional support. When you’re depressed and need a shoulder to cry on he’ll pat your back awkwardly and do his best to help you sort out the problem. Please do not go to him for emotional support. I’m sorry but a lot of people would be better unless you want blunt advice.
-He lets you borrow his manga any time you ask for it. Basically he’ll let you borrow anything as long as you eventually give it back. Yes you can wear the hoodie, but just don’t steal it for so long. He will ask for it back eventually.
-Occasionally he’ll just show up at your house when he’s bored and wants to hang out. In return if you come over at any time he honestly will not care and will let you in. Although Genos might want to incinerate you if you come at a ridiculous time and wake up ‘sensei’ and interrupt his ‘precious sleep’.
-It’s practically a blessing to him whenever you invite him over for dinner. He’d never turn down free food a chance to hang out with you.
-It would be very important to stay cautious if you really were Saitama’s best friend. Sonic may decide to use you as bait. Most of his enemies can use you as leverage (although they’d all be screwed anyway). Every single time he ends up saving you.
-Expect Genos to stalk you as well. Constantly be on the look out because he’s probably there. Watching. He’s certainly curious how anyone could ever become his sensei’s best friend. He may even come to highly respect you for being able to accomplish such a feat. Obviously you must be someone superior if you were capable of being so close to Saitama. He’ll ask many questions on your friendship and your secrets on becoming close.
-This guy isn’t an A rank hero for nothing. It’s no surprise that he has a lot of stamina and he’s certainly not afraid to use that stamina in bed. He can last quite a number of rounds and recovers pretty quickly compared to normal citizens.
-He’s really into body worship, either giving or receiving. One thing he’s really passionate about is his s/o and he wouldn’t think twice about covering each and every part of your body with kisses as he declares everything he loves about you. Throughout sex he’ll praise them and let them know just how great they’re doing and how amazing they feel. In return it really turns him on when his s/o praises his body and muscles. He especially loves it when they kiss down his body.
-It also really turns him on if his s/o is bold. Honestly if you’re trying to seduce him it’s practically guaranteed to work. Especially if you sneakily grab his ass in public when no one else is looking. That’s one of the quickest ways to get him in bed as quickly as possible.
-If Stinger’s s/o ever wore lingerie he would greatly appreciate it. To be honest he might not even let them take it off. Instead he’ll just push their underwear to the side, wasting no time to enjoy the gift they’re giving him. If they ever need him to come home in a hurry all they have to do is take a picture of themselves wearing any lingerie and send it to him through a text. He’ll be there as soon as physically possible.
-It really urges him on when his s/o pulls on his hair. If they want him to be rougher that’s the easiest way to get him going. Scratching your nails against his back will also do the trick. Although be careful because he happens to be get pretty rough when you do it.
Thank you both mods for being amazing. I'm in love with everything both of you post and everything you guys write is so good.
Thank you very much for your kind words! Although we may not write much currently we still appreciate all the love and support you guys give us and we hope to put out something you’ll like again soon- But thank you and you’re also amazing! ~Mod Esme
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How would metal bat do with a shy s/o? Can I have some headcannons please?
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Metal Bat:
If he notices someone is bothering you or making you uncomfortable or trying to continue a conversation you don’t want to have, Metal Bat won’t hesitate to interrupt and pull you away from the other person. He doesn’t care if the person bothering you thinks he’s being rude or terrible. As long as you’re happy that’s really all he cares about.
Taking you out to busy or overcrowded places isn’t something he’d ever do to you once he found out exactly how shy you were. He’s perfectly fine staying at home and relaxing or watching a movie with you as long as he gets to spend time with you. Seriously the last thing he would want is for fans or anyone from the hero association interrupting the date the two of you are on, so public places with huge crowds are usually avoided.
At first it took a while for him and you to become close. His loud and brash nature happened to intimidate and scare you at first. That was until you found out how adorable this actual dork could be. Behind that scary loud persona he certainly has an extreme soft side for the people he loves.
A lot of times he’ll feel overprotective, knowing how easily you’ll clamp up when there’s too many people around. In a moment’s notice he’ll be dragging you away or telling anyone else to back off if you start feeling uncomfortable.
If you happen to still be a student and you have to present in front of the class expect the most supportive boyfriend. Either he’s going to ‘convince’ the teacher to not make you do it or he’s going to skip class to be there for your presentation.
Most of your dates would most likely be at home and even though he seems really active all the time, he’s completely fine with just staying at home. As long as he gets to spend time with you he’s as happy as he can ever be.
At some point or another he’s going to introduce you to Zenko. No matter who you are he’s going to do it. Even so, he still would give you your time to become comfortable and wouldn’t force you two together. He really wants the both of you to get long so he would wait as long as it takes for it to happen. Also when you two do become close well then get ready to hang out with her too.
Omg, I had a small heart attack just now. I saw that heroes-and-gangsters was gone and I panicked for a second.
Oh my gosh I’m so sorry, but we had to change it because we’ve taken off Gangsta from what we write for. One Punch Man is are one and only focus now. -Mod Mel
Scenario: Zenko and Metal Bat's s/o surprising Metal Bat with home-made valentines and other sweets
To be honest I would marry Metal Bat just so Zenko could be my sister. -Mod Mel
Word count: 775Metal Bat:Beep, beep, beep!
“They’re ready!”
You couldn’t help but smile at the small girl’s enthusiasm as she waited eagerly for you to take the cookies out of the oven. Opening the oven door you carefully pulled out the sheet of sugar cookies out and placing them on the stove before closing the oven door once again. On closer inspection you noted that the cookies were practically perfect. Not a single one had been burnt, instead baked just the right amount of time.
“Finally,” Zenko tugged on the apron you wore over your clothes. “Can we decorate them now? Pleeeeease?” she pulled you towards the counter where a bowl of handmade frosting dyed red waited.
“Give me a minute we need to let them cool down a little while before we frost them. Why don’t you finish the card you’re making for your big brother,” you suggested, doing your best to stifle your laugh at her pout. With a loud sigh the dark haired girl walked off to fetch the unfinished card. Thankfully you had finished making your card days ago, the cutely decorated card containing a sweet note for your lover. All that was left to do was finish baking the Valentine’s day sweets with his little sister. After all you had promised to help her out since she couldn’t ask Metal Bat instead. That would only ruin the sweet surprise.
Once Zenko returned, she sat down at the table with a variety of markers along with the red rectangular card. In the mean time you sent a quick text to your boyfriend, making sure he wouldn’t get home ahead of time.
In no time at all the cookies cooled just in time for Zenko to finish her card. Excitedly she bounded towards the kitchen counter where you had placed the sheet of sweets beside the bowl of frosting. As quick as a viper she snatched the butter knife from the utensil drawer before using it to slather a large amount of red frosting onto the nearest cookie. With an intense look of concentration, the young girl smoothed the frosting on top until it was even on the heart shaped cookie before moving onto the next one.
As she continued decorating the confections you grabbed a butter knife of your own to help spread the frosting on each cookie. Once the two of you had finished you offered to let her put on the sprinkles which she eagerly agreed to do.
The sound of the door opening and then being slammed shut could be heard just as Zenko finished sprinkling on pink, white, and red sprinkles on each sugar cookie.
“Big bro!” she grinned as your boyfriend entered the messy kitchen.
“Happy Valentine’s Day!” The two of you say in unison as Zenko hugs her older brother tightly. The male has a wide grin on his face at the sight of you and his sister together. It was obvious from the flour and spare ingredients sprawled across the counters as well as the newly decorated cookies that the two of you had been baking together.
“Here this is for you big bro,” Zenko got his attention as she held up the card she had made herself. Metal Bat gratefully took the card she looked so proud of, which had his name scrawled in the middle along with ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’. He had to fight back the tears stinging at the corner of his eyes as he opened and read the handmade card.
Careful not to crumple up the card, Metal Bat knelt down to hug Zenko, who hugged back just as eagerly.
“We made you cookies too!” she chirped. “I decorated them myself and _____ helped!”
“They look delicious. I bet they taste just as great too,” he smiled adoringly at his little sister. “Hey ya have a bit of frosting on your face. Why don’tcha wash up real quick,” he suggested after releasing the small girl from his embrace and stood up.
As soon as she had the left the room the high ranking hero had his arms wrapped tightly around you. “Thanks for doing this. I really appreciate ya,” he pulls away just enough to press his lips against yours. It ended just as quickly. With a lopsided smile he rested his forehead against yours. “I love ya. Happy Valentine’s Day. I promise I’ll give ya your present once I can have you all to myself,” he whispers the last part, making the heat rise to your cheeks.
Not a moment longer he had pulled away completely had Zenko returned.
“Well don’t just stand there. Are we gonna eat those cookies or not?”
Happy Valentine’s day everyone. Enjoy a nice day of spending time with loved ones or drown yourself in fanfiction. Can’t wait until tomorrow when all the candy is on sale.
AKA it’s time for me to send Mod Esme as many obscure valentine’s as possible. -Mod Mel
Woops! Sorry about that! I didn't see that it was closed until I took a second look ^^; but thank you for letting me know kindly! I'm kinda new to this blog, my friend showed it to me last night and I've loved it ever since! I'll certainly be sending you things once your askbox is open and you're free! Ty!
I forgot this was in the ask box I’m sorry for not answering and oh my gosh I’m so sorry the ask box isn’t open right now because I really love the request you sent in. Sending sexts and nudes are really fun especially when it flusters the hell out of someone. Writing that kind of stuff is just as fun. -Mod Mel
Any hc's on How would saitama react to receiving nudes from his s/o? (Male or female) like, how would he react if they'd been dating for a while or just a couple of weeks? What if he accidentally opens the pics on his phone in public?
Hey this is great and would be fun to do, but our askbox is closed right now. Please resend this when we’ve opened it again!
This is from "Saitama comforting his s/o scenario". I have no words, you guys have no idea how happy I am right now after reading it. I even saved Mod Esme's message to remind myself that somebody still cares :) Thank you so much! <3
I’m really glad you’re happy about it!! Gosh I was worrying so much that it was terrible- But yes! There is always someone who cares and please don’t ever forget that, okay? ~Mod Esme
It says it's open but if it isn't please ignore this!! Can I have Saitama, Genos, and Metal Bat kissing headcanons? Like, how they like to kiss, be kisses, first kisses, etc. JUST KISSES PLEASE.
I guess I should probably post these before I go to bed. -Mod MelWord count: 764Saitama:
His kisses aren’t really drawn out or long passionate kisses. They’re short but sweet most of the time. Unless he’s really into it, then he’ll leave you breathless. That’s when he’ll kiss other parts of your body, to give you some time to recover.
When he’s getting bored he’ll kiss your neck, shoulder, or any part of your face. Especially if you’re busy with something else and not really paying attention to him. Anything to get you to keep him entertained.
His lips are surprisingly soft despite the fact that he doesn’t really use chap stick.
Saitama doesn’t really see kissing as a big deal. He just likes how it feels when your lips are moving against his. If he wants to do it he’s going to do it unless you’re not up for it. Then he won’t push you into kissing him. Although just as easily he wouldn’t care if you kissed him or not. It’s really not a big deal to him.
His first kiss with you was, of course, awkward. It wasn’t as if he had much experience with relationships, so his nose kept bumping awkwardly against yours and there was also the fact that he wasn’t sure what he would do with his hands. It wasn’t one of the worst kisses you’ve ever received. After the first few kisses he eventually got the hang of it.
His favorite place to kiss you is on your cheeks.
He also really likes it whenever his s/o peppers him all over with kisses when they’re cuddling together.
Genos:
The first time he kissed you he was very stiff and tense the entire time. Not to mention he closed his eyes way too early and missed your lips the first time. In the end you had to guide him through it, despite the fact he’s been researching how to kiss someone ever since he started a relationship with you.
Thankfully this toaster learns fast. In very little time he’s become an expert and kisses you like an absolute pro. It almost worries you how on earth he became so good in so little time with very little practice.
After the initial kiss he started kissing you very often and became very curious about it. He finds it surprisingly appealing, and rather enjoys the way your soft lips feel against his synthetic ones. Genos does it so often you may end up having to tell him to stop.
To be honest he couldn’t care less about kissing you in public. You would have to teach him that it’s not exactly proper for couples to be kissing like that in front of others, especially with how passionately he likes to kiss you.
Genos especially loves kissing you longer than he should. He’s a very passionate lover, and even more passionate kisser. Once he learns where his hands should go when kissing you, he’ll hold you as close as possible as if he never wants to let you go.
He doesn’t have a particular favorite place to kiss you. He loves kissing you anywhere and everywhere.
Metal Bat:
I like the idea that for his first kiss he got way too excited leaning in that he knocked his head hard against yours. As you held your aching head in your hands he’d be apologizing while his face was heated in embarrassment and shame. He’s more than sorry for hurting while screwing up the first kiss he was supposed to have with you. Eventually you shut him up by pressing your lips against his, a lot gentler than his first attempt.
Like Genos, he really loves making out with you. Really you don’t even have to ask. Once he got over his shyness and embarrassment from kissing you the first few times he’ll always wanting to feel your lips against his.
He can be rather clumsy, especially with how little experience he has. His hands will be gentle, almost cautious as if he’s not sure what he’s supposed to be doing with them. Teeth will clash and noses will bump, but it’s not that surprising.
His lips are usually always chapped. Unless you want to introduce him to chap stick.
One thing he really loves is when you sit on his lap while the two of you are making out. It’s one way to really get him energized and excited.
Metal Bat’s favorite places to kiss you are on the neck and of course the lips. He just can’t get enough of your taste.
After every date he just has to get a goodnight kiss, and give you one in return.
[1/2] Hello, I hope you don't mind me rambling but these past few weeks I've been feeling down and your blog makes it all better for me. I felt the need to have a scenario of Saitama comforting his female s/o who suddenly breaks down after being asked 'what was wrong'. You see, my (first and only) bestfriend has been neglecting me and doesn't seem to care about me anymore, we've been friends for 4 years, and this has always been my problem about us. And now I'm not just stressing out because--
[2/2]-- of this one-sided friendship but college seems to drag me down as well. People starts noticing how skinny I am getting and how I couldn't take care of myself. My family don't support me with my goals and I just feel so neglected. Finally when my sister asked what was wrong I just... broke down. I'm sorry if this is long, but I don't know who else I could share my thoughts with, and I feel that I could rely on you guys. Thank you very much and I hope you have a wonderful day!
Oh no it’s completely fine darling! If your friend is treating you this way then I’m sorry to say but maybe they aren’t your true friend after all. I know you both have been friends for a long time but you can’t be in any kind of relationship where you feel like you’re being neglected all the time. You can either confront her about it or just stop being friends with her because if you don’t decide to do something either way then it’s only going to hurt more if you keep this up. I too am in college so I understand if it drags you down hahaha, but believe me when I say that you will find your groove in it, but you need to work for it. I know you can succeed and if you ever need help with a subject then don’t feel afraid to go get help! It may be hard, but you need to be able to open up and make friends who will value to and actually be there for you. Friends that will be there even when your family isn’t. I’m really sorry about your situation, my dear. I really do understand that this is a really hard time and that things may get to you, but I know you can get through this and feel better again one day. If you do need anyone to talk to in the meantime, then feel free to message either Mel or I and we’ll do our best to help. Anyhow I’m glad our blog makes you happy and I hope this scenario will too! ~Mod Esme
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You sat in the middle of your bed, curled up in a ball and your hands covering your face. It was hard to breathe right now it was like you could barely get a single breath to get past your throat; like there was a ball filled with every single pain that's ever been built up over your life. You felt your very heart sinking and it was a struggle to keep your eyes clear of tears but all you could do was just try to ignore it. That's it that's all you had to do; ignore the pain for a few days more then you'd be fine you promised yourself.
Bzzzzttt
You flinched as the sound of the doorbell ringing broke the silence. Taking in a deep breath you pushed back the pain and forced a smile on your face as you opened the door.
“Ah sorry you weren’t answering your phone so I came to check on you,” Saitama stood awkwardly outside. It took all your strength not to break down then and there. At least one person seemed to really care about you enough to make sure you were doing alright.
“I didn’t notice, I was... busy,” you lied. “Please come in,” your voice wavered slightly on the last word, but it was enough for the male to notice.
“Oi, is something wrong?” his eyebrows furrowed in concern as your shoulders hunched at his question. You forced out a light laughter and shook your head.
“No, of course not! I’m perfectly fine!”, you did your best to muster up a reassuring smile and turned away from him, leading him into the living room. “It’s kind of late, isn’t it? Would you like some tea? Coffee? Anything to eat?” More like anything to get away from his questions. You couldn’t bare to talk to him about what just happened, let alone even turn around and look him in the eyes. You didn’t even wait for him to respond and hurried off to the kitchen anyway.
To your relief, he didn’t follow you in and you were glad for a moment to calm down a bit more. You had already set up the drinks, but you couldn’t quite bring yourself to go outside to meet him yet. You still felt like a mess and you felt you needed a moment to make yourself look and seem presentable before you went out. Even so, you weren’t sure how to entirely manage looking like someone normally would, but you had to try your best so that he wouldn’t pry. You still weren’t ready to talk about it. Taking a deep breath, you picked up your drinks with hands that refused to stop shaking and walked out to the living room, hoping with all your heart that he wouldn’t notice how you couldn’t seem to hold anything well at the moment.
Walking around to the couch, you forced a smile onto your face and sat down next to him. His eyebrows knit close together in worry as soon as you sat down. You bowed your head so that he wouldn’t see how red they were and did your best to talk in a cheery tone.
“So! Since you’re here is there anything you want to do? Anything you want to watch at all or we could play some board game if you want!” Oh no it sounded too forced you don’t know how many times your voice wobbled all over the place oh no oh no-
Saitama sighed and shook his head,”No, no I don’t want to do any of those. I want to know what’s wrong and what you’re trying to hide from me. I know you’re trying to hide it, but I’ve been with you long enough to know that you’re lying about being alright.” He placed his hand on your cheek and turned your head to face his. You breath caught in your throat and quickly, you averted your eyes. You could feel tears already clouding your vision, but you willed them back down.
“N-no I’m fine I swear it’s nothing. I can handle anything I’m completely fine.”,you tried forcing out a laugh, but it sounded choked and pathetic to your ears.
You thought he would drop the subject there, just like anyone else would. I mean who wants to talk to a crying girl? There was nothing uglier than you crying, you thought. So of course he would drop it who wouldn’t want to drop it? It’s so uncomfortable.
To your surprise, he pushed your head to his chest and laid his other hand on your back and rubbed it.
“____. What’s wrong? You can tell me anything, I promise. Remember I’m a professional hero? I’m supposed to be here for you too. I can save you too.”, he murmured into your hair and kissed the top of your head.
Tears flooded your eyes as the dam you built up broke. You pushed your head further into his chest and grabbed his jacket for support as sobs shook your body. You faintly registered him pulling you onto his lap and hugging you close to him. Just barely, you were able to tell him what was wrong. You told him every single stressor that was going on and just how absolutely terrible you’ve been feeling lately; from how you could barely get up in the morning to the fact where there were times when you couldn’t breathe whatsoever. Honestly you weren’t sure how he was able to understand you when every other word was punctuated with a hitch in your breath or a sob that could’ve sounded like a scream for all you knew.
But he understood. He ran his hands through your hair and just listened. He listened as your tears soaked his jacket and continued on until your uncontrolled sobs died down to hiccups. He gave you another moment or two before clearing his throat and finally talking.
“What I say will never be enough to cover it all, but I want you to know that you’ll be alright. It’s hard, but you’re strong and I know you can get through this. I promise I’ll be here for you the whole way and as for the ones that are giving you a hard time, I can give them a punch if you want.”, he said as he winked at you, smiling. You gave a small laugh and he kissed your forehead.
“Now that’s what I want to hear. I’m going to spend the night with you to keep an eye on you okay?” You went to protest, but he simply clamped a hand over your mouth and shook his head.
“No protesting. Anyway, if you want we can stay up for awhile and play some of those board games you mentioned or we can just go to bed now.” At that he waggled his eyebrows and you slapped his chest, laughing.
“Oi, watch it you’ve got a pretty strong slap.”, he joked, rubbing his chest,”I think you should go to bed instead, you must have used up all your energy with that hit, huh?” You considered hitting him again, but you couldn’t anyway as he quickly stood up with you in his arms. You huffed as he laughed and let him carry you to the room.
In all honesty, you wouldn’t get much sleep anyway since he kept you up all night with his terrible jokes. Even so, you appreciated it because you knew all he wanted to do was bring back your smile back to your face. (Even if in the morning you were absolutely grumpy and frowning from the lack of sleep).
What if metal bat accidentally scared his shy s/o? For example coming up behind them when they least expected it and making them jump and maybe make like one of those adorable scared squeak noises?
I do the squeak noise whenever someone touches me in the side. It is torture especially when someone thinks it’s adorable and decides to keep doing it. -Mod Mel
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The first thing he would do is apologize profusely until his s/o has calmed down enough to tell him that it’s okay and they were only startled. Once they have gotten over the initial fear he’d dote over how adorable they were and how cute they sounded. Maybe he’d even tease them a little about it, and ask them what other cute noises they would make.
Bonus points if they end up having a tickle fight where he ends up making them laugh until they can’t breathe. Then he’ll relent his attack enough for them to catch their breath. It’s mostly to make up for scaring them in the first place and he just wants to see them smile and hear them laugh again.
It’s very likely he would do it a few times in the future just to hear that noise and he would end up laughing about it from then on. If you somehow got him to apologize for it, then it would be hard to hear it though all his laughter. Honestly you should start to expect it at some point whenever you guys are together and he somehow disappears before you know it, but the man somehow knows just how to get that squeak out of you at any cost.
