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percy’s the most unreliable narrator of our generation
his pov: so then i kinda just made a little storm under my feet it was so awesome and i hit the monster and i felt kinda bad for it but you know. where’s annabeth? i need to see her.
everyone else: wait what the fuck why is he making a hurricane. why does he look like a serial killer? oh shit he’s yelling for annabeth, oh shit he has a knife, SOMEONE GET THE BLONDE
no because hes absolutely perfect for it, why didnt i think of this sooner
Jason Mantzoukas being cast as Dionysus in the Percy Jackson TV series is so perfect, like
this is such a good pick for the role
Golden Trio cast has dropped!!
OUR MAIN TRIO JUST GOT COMPLETED!!!
chosen heroes!
Wahoo the casting choices
we’re lost in the woods somewhere in new jersey and we’re never gonna make it to LA
Real footage of conversations between Grover(blue) and Percy (white)
absolutely no one:
LITERALLY Percy, on inspection with Annabeth, alone in her cabin: it’s actually perfectly legal to date someone with a different godly parent but pretty frowned upon to be ✨alone✨ with them in a cabin. ANYWAY, for some strange reason I’m thinking about this while I, a son of Poseidon, am alone with Annabeth, a daughter of Athena, in her cabin
Walker Scobell trying to say motherfucker in the adam project radiates Percy Jackson energy like this kid has already started preparing for his new role
Young gods AU doodles
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I love how Luke and Kronos left Percy alone during the school year like they clearly care more about his education than world domination
i dont think we talk enough about the way nico treats hazel. we don't talk about how he squeazes her hand or how he kisses her cheek and forehead; how he tells her he's proud of her and calls her sis and how he puts his arms protectively around her shoulders and how he is constantly making sure she's okay. my boy is canonically very much soft to his baby sister and it makes me wanna SOB
Incorrect Heroes Of Olympus:
(Starting with couples, going into trios, then mixing them all together)
Percy: So are we flirting right now?
Annabeth: I AM LITERALLY SPARRING WITH YOU
Percy: That doesn’t answer my question
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Will, tending to Nico’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Nico: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Nico: I prevented a murder today.
Will: Really? How’d you do that?
Nico: Self control.
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Percy: Am I in trouble?
Annabeth: Take a guess.
Percy: No?
Annabeth: Take another guess.
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Nico: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Leo: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Jason: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Piper: It’s not a joke.
Piper: *sniffles*
Piper: I’m a legit snack.
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Percy: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Nico: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Leo: I can explain.
Jason: Can you?
Leo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Leo: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Frank: What did you do Leo?
Leo: A MISTAKE
Frank: YOU CAN CONTROL FIRE-
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Hazel, while making a plan: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Leo, instantly: You? Magic? Hazel, it says talent show.
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Jason: Reyna! Reyna! Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Reyna, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Jason:
Jason: fsh
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Annabeth: This is such a bad idea.
Percy: Then why are you coming along?
Annabeth: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Leo after the ‘saving Nico’ scene: Top 30 reasons why Leo is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Hazel: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Piper: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Leo’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Grover: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Percy: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am smart!
Annabeth: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Leo, feral: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Jason: Leo no.
Piper: Mistlefoe!
Jason: Please stop encouraging him.
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Nico: Hey, Frank? Can I get some dating advice?
Frank: Just because I’m with Hazel doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Leo: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Jason: If Annabeth were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Annabeth jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Leo: You jump off a cliff!
Jason: Gladly. Provided Annabeth did first.
Annabeth: Last time I jumped off a cliff I fell into Tartarus so maybe don’t-
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Reyna: You have to apologize to Will
Nico: Fine.
Nico: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Piper: We need a distraction.
Jason: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Leo, whispering: My time has come
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Percy, driving Leo and Piper: So how was your day?
Leo: We almost got surprise adopted!
Percy: What?
Piper: We almost got kidnapped.
Percy: Oh, okay.
Percy: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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*The 7 is having dinner together*
Jason: Leo, can you pass the salt?
Leo: *Throws Nico across the table*
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Frank and Hazel: I can help you with it!
Jason: Yeah, sure.
Piper: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Percy, stepson of the teacher: lol nope.
Leo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Nico: *Read 5:55pm*
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Leo: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Annabeth: Okay, but what is updog?
Hazel: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Frank: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Piper: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Percy: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Jason: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Nico: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Leo: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Annabeth: What’s a henway??
Leo: Oh, about five pounds.
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Gaea: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Percy: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Jason: More or less, I guess...
Hazel: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Frank: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Leo: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Percy: Croissants: dropped
Frank: Road: works ahead
Piper: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Jason: Shavacado: fre
Leo: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Hazel:
Hazel, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Percy, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Nico: Hey.
Frank: Hi.
Hazel: Hello.
Piper: Hey!
Percy: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Leo: We were out of Doritos.
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Piper: Time for plan G.
Annabeth: Don’t you mean plan B?
Piper: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Jason: What about plan D?
Piper: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Hazel: What about plan E?
Piper: I’m hoping not to use it. Leo dies again in plan E.
Nico: I like plan E.
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Jason: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Percy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Piper: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Annabeth: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Hazel: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Leo:
Leo: I have emotional scars.
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Nico: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Annabeth: >:O language
Frank: Yeah watch your fucking language
Jason: OKAY WHO TAUGHT FRANK THE FUCK WORD?
Leo: 'The fuck word'.
Hazel: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Percy: Oh my god they censored it
Leo: Say fuck, Hazel.
Piper: Do it, Hazel. Say fuck.
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Percy: Thanks fam!
Piper: oh no
Frank: *cries* I love you too
Leo: Sounds fake but okay
Hazel: *A flustered mess*
Annabeth: can i get a refund
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Percy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Nico: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Percy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Annabeth: Actually I did the math, Nico would have $225, not $0.15.
Nico: Fam I’m right here....
Piper: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Hazel: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Piper: Sorry I only have a dollar
Leo: :(
Jason: Hey I just realized Leo is right, Nico would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Hazel: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Jason: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Piper: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Frank: Apply juice to what
Leo: Directly to the forehead
Annabeth: Great chat everyone
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