THIS CYNICAL BASTARD

CYNICAL BASTARD Name: Raymond Wong Sex: Yes

[maldoraan]

[boxlunches]

Still the most adorable thing.

[twowhovianhearts]

AND TO THIS DAY TOM FELTON IS STILL THE BIGGEST DRARRY SHIPPER

[to-the-library]

I wanna see those polaroids though

[chromeofficial]

[chromeofficial]

i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes

[sceptre]

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

[aimugifuu]

[robdelaney]

is this real

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

yes

[fireball-mudflap]

[twenty-first-century-no-deactiv]

Australian news everyone

[lauzor]

[bootyexpress-deactivated2020042]

THE LAST ONE

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[medeuxa]

parent: “Youre going to hell!”

me:

[lunar-bunnie]

my

don’t want 

unless you’ve got

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan antagonist

[peonymoonflower]

Nailed it

[themushr000m]

a friendly reminder

that calling women of color exotic is

fucking racist

dehumanizing

othering

and not a fucking compliment

[idrils]

(x)

[vug]

[trashboat]

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

[aglionby]

[batmansymbol]

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

[iamscienceside-deactivated20150]

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

[batmansymbol]

god damn it science side of tumblr

[pebblesboy]

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

[tsunbeares]

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

[ennoshi-blog]

why are they in a cage?

[trogdorthe-burninator]

otherwise they’ll eggscape

[skeletonpals]

[biodegrade]

when the back of my neck gets tickled