noice

[official-boyfriend]

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

[science]

[setheverman]

if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

[porterr-robinson]

[herselfthelf]

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

[herselfthelf]

Girl: Are you nervous?

Me: Yes

Girl: Is this your first time?

Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

[dragonfurs]

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*

[c0ffeekitten]

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

[folkjunk]

[nevver]

[mirchive-blog]

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

[zzzccm]

petition for stars in the day time please???

[nonbinarbee-blog]

girls already exist

[mcavoys-deactivated20130122]

[oh-deir-deactivated20140104]

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[marcinjanik]

[untexting]

I believe in him