Hello, fellow functioning adults!

Hertz || he/him || Donut Boy || Icon by lil-demi-boy || Asks & Submissions: Open

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I really want the whole alternate universe thing to be true. How cool would it be to have a whole army of mes so we can take over the universe? And then inevitably destroy it.

[officialpizzarat]

pure of heart... dumb of ass.... bi of sexual....

[nursejpg]

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I found this on the ground. Is this one of those jewel things everyone keeps smoking?

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I don’t wanna learn how to drive. Not because I’m scared or anything. I just don’t want to give up staring out the window and pretending to watch a Pikachu running alongside the car.

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

Things that are amazing

Hugs

Cuddles

Kisses

Having your hair played with

Back rubs

Any physical affection

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

Me: I'm a brave boy

*Weird noise in a game*

Me: Not a brave enough boy for this!

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

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[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I tried being an adult and cooking dinner for everyone and uhhhhh I hope everyone likes eating charcoal

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

If you're having a bad day, just remember that I will always love and support you :3

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I give everyone nicknames. Doesn't matter if I like you or hate you, you get a nickname. ...Mostly because I can't remember real names.

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I appreciate Tumblr trying to help me out since it’s my first time on here, but I know how to type posts. You just sit back and spew words on the page and then spend the next hour editing because the meanie in the back of your head keeps making you doubt yourself until eventually you get tired and hit the post button. And then you realize how many mistakes you made when someone points it out in the comments.

[writing-and-nutmeg]

I think, therefore I am (exhausted)

[solarcitrus]

just one of those days ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

HE'S A FURRY AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I love this

[sinadee]

Zombies who have stayed stationary for so long that nature has started using their body for nutrients. Butterflies covering their wounds, vines and flowers growing around their exposed bone, Moss decorating their skin, all of it!!!

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

I love this idea

[banjo-bugs]

teufort’s gossips

inspired by one of my favorite normal rockwell paintings, “the gossips” x]

[hertz-is-dead-inside]

10/10