His World

21, i have like one million side blogs

[vita-min-bunniii]

you are like if two people had a child

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[god-has-entered-my-body]

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

[stjohnstarling]

When you look away I lick my own eyes like a lizard.

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[theyhitthe2ndtower]

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[9fruit]

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[kosmogrl]

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted