Howdy

You can call me Hessie :0! I like too many things :(

[woosh-floosh-art]

[snoppy]

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[saturnisfallingdown]

dude what do you mean minecraft still costs like 20 bucks. it should come preinstalled on every computer like solitaire at this point

[relelvance]

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

[gardensandghosts]

YOU

[relelvance]

Soulja boy tell em

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[kittencakes-deactivated20230507]

[dateaforestgod]

date a forest god whose antlers are heavy with moss and lichens from centuries of lying in wait

[toastbutteregg]

[memewhore]

[thesecretuncle]

da gargoyle brothers

[joshpeck]

what happened to bingus? you guys used to love bingus

[youngods]

[dance-on-the-borderline]

[quillsand]

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

[aletheyass]

they should invent a digestive system that works

[spicymochi]

little chef

[nepofledgling]

I can't relate to people who don't want attention on their birthday at all, if I go to work on my birthday and my coworker is like "hi how are you?" im like "im a birthday girl :)" immediately