Hetalia Head Cannons

Side blog| I post headcanons of my own sometimes| Feel free to submit any of your own personal head canons.

[hetalia-club]

This may have been Alfred...

The collective gasps of horror when he ate a couple off the New York City sidewalk 😭

[heta-cannons]

are you still active? coming back after a long time so just wondering who’s still there

Hey, sorry for taking so long to respond. I’m not really active anymore. I have barely touched this blog in almost two years, and I doubt I am going to come back any time soon. Thanks for dropping by though!

[heta-cannons]

People that Greece trusts to take care of his cats while he is out: Egypt, Cyprus, Turkey, Japan and Italy.

Nice!

[heta-cannons]

America refuses to believe the Tasmanian Devil is a real animal

Australia brings one to a meeting to show America and prove they are real. America is sCrEeChEiNg.

[heta-cannons]

A super silly HC I came up with when trying to fall asleep. America gives bad presentations on purpose because than his presentation is the worse and any nations who are worried about presenting won't be worried that their ideas are stupid. (Also he's busy with work (sometimes) and having fun so he waits to do it until the last minute like all American public school/college students.)

Aww! That is totally something he would do! For every reason listed above! 10/10

[heta-cannons]

“Yeah, I don’t know how straight people do things, but there is no way I’m letting your future wife be some chick you met in a holding cell.” - actual quote from Sweden

^^^

[heta-cannons]

I saw a beer advert that called Australia the thirstiest country and it's the only thing I've been able to think about since

A thirsty boi

[heta-cannons]

America can quote the entire Hamilton musical

Lets be honest, he has probably tried singing the entire Hamilton soundtrack instead of doing a presentation at a world meeting at least 7 times by now.

[heta-cannons]

I'm going into the Hetalia Dark Zone™ I will report back when I can

Oh... Good luck!

[heta-cannons]

Don't matter where They are, but when China and Japan are moongazing, They always feel nostalgic of their past.

Aww!

[reblogtalia]

Reblog if you are Hetalia blog

Please

[heta-cannons]

England picked up tumblr curses and uses them regularly

Omg! just imagine all the possibilities! 

[heta-cannons]

Some nations changes the day that they celebrate birthdays, acording to changes in the history that means new begins. Ex: America and Canada were used to celebrate their birthday when they were discovered, now their birthday are in their respective independence day.

That makes a lot of sense!

[heta-cannons]

America and Australia are fluent in vine references

Uh… ya, I sure hope they are! 

[heta-cannons]

Prussia has a moped that he rides around on. He calls it his Hot Rod and goes almost everywhere in it. He looks like a grandpa in it but he thinks he looks cool anyway.

[neviarchive]

i think my favorite hetalia-related headcanon is that nations spring from dirt. 

when a distinctly new culture and a loose government begins to form, a child will claw its way from the fertile soil and take its first breath of air. they will wander the countryside, roaming village to village and taking alms to survive, living with the people, being raised by the community, until time proves their apparent immortality. only then might they be recognized as the personification that they are and be sent to live with the rulers and learn from them–by then, a solid government may have formed and they are able to become a legitimate representative rather than an uncertainty that may not survive.

i think there would be a fairly widespread folk belief in these immortal children–these demi-gods who embody entire villages, cities, empires–though they would largely remain shrouded in myth and only the ruling elite and the most superstitious of the common people would know of their existence. 

when a grown nation is killed with no chance of healing, i see them as being able to regenerate where their kingdom or country is strongest and most fertile–though they would return as adults rather than being reborn all over again. there would be no trophy keeping, either; if you cut off a nation’s hand, it will rot and disintegrate into dust and soil.

we are and will be dust. not air, not fire, nor water but earth, only earth we will be and maybe also some yellow flowers. -pablo neruda

[heta-cannons]

Nations technically aren’t allowed to vote but that doesn’t stop some from doing it *cough*America*cough*

YES!

Freedom boy needs to vote! It is in his blood to vote. He has voting without getting caught down to an artform.